"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The plates are spin spin spinning!

Deniska

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First thing tomorrow morning, im getting legal rights for a TV show based on this nut case drama.

Vlad will continue to do all the writing for me while i make gazillion dollars. In the end, i will spend the rest of my life on a remote island with hot babes serving me margaritas, while Vlad continues to get mentally fycked by his BPD!


This is pure gold.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Deniska said:
First thing tomorrow morning, im getting legal rights for a TV show based on this nut case drama.

Sorry, man. You're too late. I already tied up the legal rights a while ago. The networks are now battling to produce it. He who hesitates is lost. ;)


Cheers!
 

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trent81 said:
YOU WILL get blackmailed, disease, rape case, or something else soon. This is not being negative, this is telling you that your life is about to turn for the worse soon. You may even get shot. Something bad is going to happen to you. It's coming soon.
More wise words gone unheeded. He's well on his, this morning (see his other thread), to catching a case. I am guessing that there will be police involvement within 24 hours.

He has no idea what sort of monster he's come up against in playing with a BPD. To him it is a high-school game; To her it is her LIFE. He's a rank amateur up against a seasoned pro.

Were it not for his ego I'd pity him but alas, he's begging for it.
 
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Ever since I dumped the Peruvian, she is OBSESSED with me. Funny how that works eh?

Won't leave me alone. Calls all the time. Wants to drive 10 hours just to talk to me. Says she loves me in all her texts.

Unbelieveable! I am going to cash in on this and tell her to come.
 
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