MagicDonJuan
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Vida Guerra
Vida Guerra
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The Perfect Woman - Lists Yours Here!
- Thread starter kinjo
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
ultrashogun
Senior Don Juan
1. Sexy
2. On/Off switch
2. On/Off switch
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I think that we constantly redefine perfection...
The girl i'm with makes me feel perfect... she brings out the best in me...
all the shallow physical traits I used to think we're 'perfect' have been redefined.
Physical traits alone will never satisfy you.
When someone helps bring the best out of you, all their flaws and imperfections become perfect... perfect for you.
The girl i'm with makes me feel perfect... she brings out the best in me...
all the shallow physical traits I used to think we're 'perfect' have been redefined.
Physical traits alone will never satisfy you.
When someone helps bring the best out of you, all their flaws and imperfections become perfect... perfect for you.
after lookign at everyoneelses list I guess i will place my own.....
sweet kind cring person,
vegan or vegetarian,
loves animals,
dominant over me Ie. more pushy,
will accept me and my femininity,
smart inteligent,
feminist ideals,
knows about curent issues and world events,
tall at lest 5'11"
blue or green eyes,
black or unatuallry dyed coloured hair,
pale skin,
slender body,
small chest,
disslikes govenment and corrporations,
activist or anarchist,
fights for peopel and animal rights,
prefibly a gothy look, or at least dresses dark,
punk girl ok, hippie chik ok too
must shave armpits and leggs and pubic area too
listens to indy and goth music,
will argue discuse debate with me when we differ in oppinions
open minded
must want to live in frisco bay aream portland, seatle, somewhere cold
loves arts and theater (theater photography, fine arts etc.)
getts along with my family and friends
doesnt get moody or *****y
not over emotional, will comfort me when i need it
sexually open
likes to go out and have fun
lieks comedy
will comite acts of vandalism against corporate and state property
enjoys night times
will walk and dance with me on the beach after midnight
have cool friends i can get along with
environmentaly aware
would rather walk or ride bike when available
nerdy type (comic books,cartoons, childrens books)
will hold me or let me hold her in sleep times
should identify with my child hood,
likes children
a giving person,
kiss me in the morning as wakeing up,
likes to go record shoping,
non materialistic,
not affraid tto show affection in public,
now in conclusion .. i know i am never going to find a girl like that... or at least i might but she will not be interested in me....T_T
sweet kind cring person,
vegan or vegetarian,
loves animals,
dominant over me Ie. more pushy,
will accept me and my femininity,
smart inteligent,
feminist ideals,
knows about curent issues and world events,
tall at lest 5'11"
blue or green eyes,
black or unatuallry dyed coloured hair,
pale skin,
slender body,
small chest,
disslikes govenment and corrporations,
activist or anarchist,
fights for peopel and animal rights,
prefibly a gothy look, or at least dresses dark,
punk girl ok, hippie chik ok too
must shave armpits and leggs and pubic area too
listens to indy and goth music,
will argue discuse debate with me when we differ in oppinions
open minded
must want to live in frisco bay aream portland, seatle, somewhere cold
loves arts and theater (theater photography, fine arts etc.)
getts along with my family and friends
doesnt get moody or *****y
not over emotional, will comfort me when i need it
sexually open
likes to go out and have fun
lieks comedy
will comite acts of vandalism against corporate and state property
enjoys night times
will walk and dance with me on the beach after midnight
have cool friends i can get along with
environmentaly aware
would rather walk or ride bike when available
nerdy type (comic books,cartoons, childrens books)
will hold me or let me hold her in sleep times
should identify with my child hood,
likes children
a giving person,
kiss me in the morning as wakeing up,
likes to go record shoping,
non materialistic,
not affraid tto show affection in public,
now in conclusion .. i know i am never going to find a girl like that... or at least i might but she will not be interested in me....T_T
IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
Ditto.
1. really fat
2. crusty feet
3. flat chested
4. clingy
5. has many male friends
6. had 4X as many partners as me and has been involved in group sex
7. wants to be just friends
8. she must be a staunch feminist
9. believes that oral or anal is a sin
10. doesn't cook
2. crusty feet
3. flat chested
4. clingy
5. has many male friends
6. had 4X as many partners as me and has been involved in group sex
7. wants to be just friends
8. she must be a staunch feminist
9. believes that oral or anal is a sin
10. doesn't cook
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
bliss420
Don Juan
petite (ideally like 5'2" 105pds)
big rack.. some C cups w/ pink nipples ideally
decent ass/hips on her.. i like the curves
brunette
(preferably) green eyes
full lips
personality (laid back, loves to fvck, kind of a party girl but wants to eventually settle down and have kids)
im really liking the spanish/persian lookin girls.. smoookin'
big rack.. some C cups w/ pink nipples ideally
decent ass/hips on her.. i like the curves
brunette
(preferably) green eyes
full lips
personality (laid back, loves to fvck, kind of a party girl but wants to eventually settle down and have kids)
im really liking the spanish/persian lookin girls.. smoookin'
Genghis Juan
Senior Don Juan
My Ideal Woman (LTR version)
Blonde hair with a slim/athletic body. Breast size isn't that important to me. I LOVE long flowing blonde hair...mmmm
Like nice legs though...almost a must.
Her eyes should be big and innocent....
She should be a "giver" with strong morals.
If she isn't an easy lay; I would respect her more.
She should have a decent amount of intelligence and be independent/strong-minded.
She should be optmisitic.
She MUST be pretty mature. Immature women drive me NUTS!
She should retain some girl-like innocence.
She should have a good sense of humor and not take life too seriously.
She should be a professional as well with a life. I don't want a homemaker.
Blonde hair with a slim/athletic body. Breast size isn't that important to me. I LOVE long flowing blonde hair...mmmm
Like nice legs though...almost a must.
Her eyes should be big and innocent....
She should be a "giver" with strong morals.
If she isn't an easy lay; I would respect her more.
She should have a decent amount of intelligence and be independent/strong-minded.
She should be optmisitic.
She MUST be pretty mature. Immature women drive me NUTS!
She should retain some girl-like innocence.
She should have a good sense of humor and not take life too seriously.
She should be a professional as well with a life. I don't want a homemaker.
My perfect woman would be:
Hair: Brunette
Height: 5'4" to 5'8"
Eyes: any color
Body frame: Slender to average
Weight: 110 to 130 (proportionate to height and build)
Boobs: 34 b/c cup
Hips: 34
Age: 25 to 38 (but this can change based on the woman)
Most of all no obvious stretch marks and a nice shapely sexy butt!
Ex: Anna K. the tennis player and Bridget Hall the model are two fine ones for me.
Hair: Brunette
Height: 5'4" to 5'8"
Eyes: any color
Body frame: Slender to average
Weight: 110 to 130 (proportionate to height and build)
Boobs: 34 b/c cup
Hips: 34
Age: 25 to 38 (but this can change based on the woman)
Most of all no obvious stretch marks and a nice shapely sexy butt!
Ex: Anna K. the tennis player and Bridget Hall the model are two fine ones for me.
rwhorn
New Member
To hell with a list, all I need is Hilary Duff!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Here's mine
1. If she was a guy, she would be my best friend
2. Sees all of my qualities
3. Takes care of her body
4. Firm and full breasts
5. Cute/soft/tender & biteable
6. Smiles all the time, doesn't stay sad for long
7. Spontaneous, adventurous
8. Understanding, tender, loving, caring
9. Great sense of humor and can laugh at her own mistakes
10. Very emotionally mature
11. Petite (ideally like 5'2" 105pds)
12. Knows how to argue constructively
13. Has integrity, good morals, is loyal and trustworthy
14. Very thoughtful and considerate
15. Smart but not smarter than me
16. Brings out the best in me
17. Isn't an easy lay
18. Optmisitic
19. Acts like a lady in the day but a mistress at night
20. Big rack.. some C cups with pink nipples ideally
21. Latina/mediterranean
22. Able to be silly
23. Has class without being arrogant
24. Respects herself as well as others
25. Green eyes
26. Laid back personality, loves sex, horny
27. has a Vidass ( MagicDJ)
28. People-smart
29. Faithful
30. Not materialistic
Flaws that I can tolerate:
- doesn't do oral
- had 2X as many partners as me
- has many male friends
- easily manipulable (I can convince her to do oral)
- tries to please me in every way
1. If she was a guy, she would be my best friend
2. Sees all of my qualities
3. Takes care of her body
4. Firm and full breasts
5. Cute/soft/tender & biteable
6. Smiles all the time, doesn't stay sad for long
7. Spontaneous, adventurous
8. Understanding, tender, loving, caring
9. Great sense of humor and can laugh at her own mistakes
10. Very emotionally mature
11. Petite (ideally like 5'2" 105pds)
12. Knows how to argue constructively
13. Has integrity, good morals, is loyal and trustworthy
14. Very thoughtful and considerate
15. Smart but not smarter than me
16. Brings out the best in me
17. Isn't an easy lay
18. Optmisitic
19. Acts like a lady in the day but a mistress at night
20. Big rack.. some C cups with pink nipples ideally
21. Latina/mediterranean
22. Able to be silly
23. Has class without being arrogant
24. Respects herself as well as others
25. Green eyes
26. Laid back personality, loves sex, horny
27. has a Vidass (
MagicDJ)28. People-smart
29. Faithful
30. Not materialistic
Flaws that I can tolerate:
- doesn't do oral
- had 2X as many partners as me
- has many male friends
- easily manipulable (I can convince her to do oral)
- tries to please me in every way
bogman2121
Don Juan
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marisa miller is my perfect woman
Ah yes, Marisa Miller. She is scrumptious.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.