"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Perfect Woman - Lists Yours Here!

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In terms of looks:

Perfect Black Woman

Height: 5'6'' / 5'7''
Weight: 125-135 lbs.
Bubble butt, medium sized breast
Hair weave if necessary
dark-skinned
Prototype(s): Tichina Arnold (Pam) from Martin, Maia Campbell from In The House, or Eve

Perfect White Woman

Height: 5'7'' - 5'10''
Weight: 110-125 lbs.
Bubble/ tight, frim butt, slightly flat chested, long legs
Long hair (brunette preferrably)
Prototype(s): Alexandra Paul from Baywatch, Wendie Malick from Just Shoot Me, or Celine Dion

Perfect Hispanic Woman

Height: 5'4'' - 5'8''
Weight: 130 - 150 lbs.
Big butt, large breasts
Long, dark hair
Prototype(s): Not sure. Probably Tia Texada with an added 10-15 lbs. More specifically, the hispanic version of Ricki Lake.

In terms of personality:

-Somewhat shy (until we are alone)
-A little bit of a jealous side (because I can be the jealous type)
-Smart and confident in her abilities, someone I can learn from
-Low maintenance (I tend to want to provide more for a girl who is non-materialistic)
-A sense of humor
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Looks: The late Aaliyah really really does it for me. I love her look.

Personality: Kind, laid back, giving, sense of humor, fun, sensual, has something going on in her life, can cook

That's pretty much it.
 
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the perfect woman: i feel great when i'm around her. everything else is secondary...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. Smart, sexy, independant and a FREAK in bed.
 
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baracus said:
1. really fat

2. crusty feet

3. flat chested

4. clingy

5. has many male friends

6. had 4X as many partners as me and has been involved in group sex

7. wants to be just friends

8. she must be a staunch feminist

9. believes that oral or anal is a sin

10. doesn't cook
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The question was your perfect woman. Not describe the average American woman. I swear some of you can't read. :(
 
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thin intelligent bisexual nymphomaniac

I have one passed out in my bed right now. She is by no means perfect, but those are the traits that I most desire.
 
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*Sigh*

Creating such a list might be setting yourself up for failure. I try not to have expectations because then i cannot have perceived failure. Im assuming perhaps that this list is not what you are LOOKING for but what you perceive to be your best match in a perfect world =)

Mine would be somewhat smaller

-I find her very attractive physically
-She makes me feel alive every second Im around her
-She understands my childish sense of humour and encourages me to make stupid jokes by laughing and joining in
-She encourages me to be who i want to be
-She loves me
-She is playful and optimistic
-She is classy and cute
-We can talk about anything comfortably and be honest with eachother
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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:rolleyes: I had a list like this once . . . . then I realized that it changed every few months. Now I dont have a list. I meet a girl, observe her inside and out, then make the call.
 
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Wow, this is an old thread :)

Making a list of things you want in a woman isn't a bad idea, and there's nothing wrong with being picky if you're looking for a LTR.

Along with the good traits, you should be listing the bad traits that you absolutely DO NOT want in a woman. Here's an example:

Good Traits:
High Self-Esteem
Educated
Childless
Good in Bed
Physically Attractive
Has Common Future Goals
Enjoys Rock Music
Can Cook
Can Use a Sewing Machine

Bad Traits
Low Self-Esteem
Has Kids
Has Lots of Male Friends
Gives Lousy bl0w-jobs
Likes Disney
Likes Country Music
Smokes Weed / Does Drugs
Wastes Money
Is a Vegetarian

Occasinally, you may encounter a trait that you don't like, but her good traits may outweigh it. You'll have to decide if you can live with this trait (ie likes Country music) or if you absolutely cannot tolerate it.
 
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uhm...
1. nice tits.. 34 cup C
2. long black silky hair
3. brown or hazel eyes
4. fair skinned
5. has great sense of humor
6. willing to learn bedskills
7. good social skills
8. 5'4 height atleast
9. know a lot in housekeeping
10. faithfulness
there you go... he.he.he...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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golf299 said:
the perfect woman: i feel great when i'm around her. everything else is secondary...
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I agree with this. I also like a girl who's low maintenance!
 
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She doesn't take any ****, has a good sense of humour, and likes to have fun.
Upbeat personality, positive attitude.
She's not all girly-girly, but at times she's affectionate enough to show she really cares.
Oh, and doesn't go with the trends, doesn't go with things just because everyone else does, actually has personality!

I thought I'd break the chain of "LATINA! BIG TITS! GREAT ASS! SHAVED *****! OH MY GOD SEXEY!"
 
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