"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The Party Interest Test

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This is a TEST to test if a girl is interested in you, in a sexual way at parties.

Criterias for the test:
[ ] You are both drunk and happy
[ ] You have talked with the girl for at least 5 minutes

The test:
The test is a kino test. Sit/walk/stand beside her, (1) lay your arm around her waist and (2) then move down to her ass. (3) Thereafter, move your arm up to her breasts.

1. Around her waist. If she rejects you, move to the next girl. This girl is definitely not interested in you.

2. Her ass. If she allows you to touch her here, this is a good sign, but it can also mean you are friends. Hold still here for a while and move around (you know)

3. Number 3 is THE important test. If she allows you to touch her on her breasts, this is the GO sign. This means she consider you as more than a friend and that she wants you. Every girl I completed the test with (thus allowed me to do step 3) I made out with and/or had sex with.

Remember the criterias, peace.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I do not recomend grabbing a girls breast in public just standing next to her like that. You have only talked for 5-10 mins and now your grabbing her breast. Stick to the wasit and ass, arms etc... my .02 cents
 
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vitor said:
I do not recomend grabbing a girls breast in public just standing next to her like that. You have only talked for 5-10 mins and now your grabbing her breast. Stick to the wasit and ass, arms etc... my .02 cents
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Yea, I think grabbing her breasts will just lead to a nice slap in the face or someone else starting **** with you. That's basically molestation, wouldn't be doing that in public if I were you.
 
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You'd be correct. If a girl lets you touch her ass and breasts in public after having talked to her for 10 minutes, she probably wants you. That being said, this is a terrible idea.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeh or you can try the variation in which all you have to do is:

- Walk up to girl on street

- Put your arm around her waist

- Move it down and grab her arse

- Wait for her to slap you, slap her back until she is unconcious while looking out for the police

- Put her on your shoulders and bring her home
 
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