Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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All of the pics of them in this thread just make them look worse, except the topless ones. Still, I'd never want to bang them. Its just..... buuuugh.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
:crazy:gimmie 2 minutes back.robrulesyou said:Hey aren't you the guy who made the thread about how you hate having friends? With the number of posts and number of threads you make it seems like you'd rather socialize with anonymous people on this forum than hang out with real people.
am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.
oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.
edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?
Everyone look at this picture now.DJDamage said:
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
:crackup:Desdinova said:One of them needs a third breast to make a full house![]()
I agree, shes a HB 5 to me and with short hair a UG 3. Shes not ugly but for some reason shes not attractive at all. Glad you said that.diplomatic_lies said:Actually I find it really weird how some guys think Halle Berry is hot. She looks like a man. In fact when I watched Swordfish I thought it was a movie about 2 gay men.
Actually I don't find the Olsen twins attractives not to mention they are a lot younger than I would date, and much skinnier. But taht's just my opinion and we all have preferences. Nothing will ever be accomplished in a thread saying someone is ugly, someone is beautiful, or asking either statement as a question.( . )( . ) said:Yeah they look like monkeys and of course you'd fvck em but then what?
And LOL did you get a load of this retard whos OBVIOUSLY related to these overhyped talentless skanks, his world just came crashing down at the premise that the 2 b!tches in question do indeed resemble monkeys. " He said they look like monkeys so I'm going to drone on for awhile pretending I'm a kindergarten teacher talking morals and ethics to my little students".......tool
No.robrulesyou said:are you dating any women?
You think? But on the flipside nothing will be accomplished by you preaching morality like a broken record, was it really that damaging to you that you would kick up so much of a fuss? (obviously yes) .robrulesyou said:Nothing will ever be accomplished in a thread saying someone is ugly, someone is beautiful, or asking either statement as a question.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
diplomatic_lies said:Actually I find it really weird how some guys think Halle Berry is hot. She looks like a man. In fact when I watched Swordfish I thought it was a movie about 2 gay men.
You are right my bad, I saw it and thought its real until I read this:Derek Flint said:Obviously, the pics of them with nice boobs are fake.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
That's great they're worth 300 million dollars, but I'm not like a chick therefore I don't think a girl's attractiveness goes up because of how much money she has in the bank. Now if you were talking to a girl and you showed her a picture of a guy who was about a 2 out of 10 and then told her he had 300 mil he's attractiveness would probably go to an 11.Tomatoes said:I dont get this arguement? They are fit! Period!
Plus they are woth $300 million...
Sounds like my ideal girlfriends.