"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Official Thread of Love Making / Make Out Music

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OK Gents, what tracks do you like to put on to heighten a romantic situation?

Depending on the mood/situation, some of my favourite tunes are:

Kool and the Gang-Summer Madness
Air-Playground Love
Dirty Vegas-Days go by
Sting-Desert Rose
Various Wordless Techno/Trance Songs

Will try:
Snoop Dogg- Sensual Seduction
Benny Benassi- Satisfaction

Might try for fun:
Justin Timberlake-**** in a Box
Gunther and the Sunshine Girls-Ding Dong Song
Something by Barry White
Snoop Dogg-I want to **** you
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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country music, because real pimps listen to country music out my way.

and funky techno music

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Karma by Delerium. Great ethereal groove music.
 
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Bad Company - Feel Like Making Love
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I like to f-ck to some Nine Inch Nails. Preferably the song "Closer"
 
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I just turn the radio station to a good classic rock station and leave it there the whole time. "Love isn't always on time" anything by clapton, boston, haha I love that stuff. Wouldn't mind finding a chick whos down to f with some blaring hard rock or metal going on tho.
 
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put it in your mouth by akiynyele
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Try this kinky ass song:

Perfect Exceeder - Princess Superstar
 
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punchitchewy said:
(Yes I did a search)
OK Gents, what tracks do you like to put on to heighten a romantic situation?

Depending on the mood/situation, some of my favourite tunes are:

Kool and the Gang-Summer Madness
Air-Playground Love
Dirty Vegas-Days go by
Sting-Desert Rose
Various Wordless Techno/Trance Songs

Will try:
Snoop Dogg- Sensual Seduction
Benny Benassi- Satisfaction

Might try for fun:
Justin Timberlake-**** in a Box
Gunther and the Sunshine Girls-Ding Dong Song
Something by Barry White
Snoop Dogg-I want to **** you
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVByGs573OU

Ignore the vid but as far as songs for love making this is the best I've found.
 
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