The Official List of Pickup lines

[Alittude]

I've use pick up lines with chicks I already know and it works a treat. I deliver them well and mine are more original than any of those though. I could definately see myself using a pick up line and then laughing and making it obvious that it was a joke to start talking to a girl or even while your talking.

The one with the ice could work easily if the girl has a sense of humour just make sure you have a smile on your face.

I also have some pickuplines that are way better than anyposted so if you want me to post them just let me know.

 

[DonJuanByNature]

FOR SKIP lol

Donjuanbynature had a pickup line in 1 of his threads that i thought was the funneist thing ever:

"hey baby u look like a clown, lemme take u out sometime"

i dunno y but with a ****y funny delivery, i can just see this being hilarious (prob wont work for 99.9% of the guys who try to use it tho)

SKIP when I said this pick up line, I said it not to "recommend" it, but to EXPRESS MY POINT, that it doesnt matter WHAT you say, but HOW you say it

 

[Mukester]

All of these lines could work with the right delivery and attitude.

what about pickup line counter couters?

Theyre **** tests. Are you really the ballsy man your line claims you to be? Handle them with a similar attitude. Don't memorise them, instead have the fun attitude that will allow you to say somthing on the spot.

"Wow! You have so much sparkle i adore you!"
"Hey! lets start again...you where telling me how attracted you were to me and i was telling you i wasnt interested.."
"I love it when you play hard to get"
etc.

 

[jonwon]

Pick Up Line Counters

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your hair color is fabulous.
Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.

I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
Ahh shy girl I see, don’t worry, just get me a drunk and you’ll be fine.


I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
No! then your telling me you actually bought that ‘necklace, ring, e.t.c’?


May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Hard to tell, need more light, my place should be perfect.


Your hair color is fabulous.
Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Great! Tell you what, if you play this right I may let you take me there someday.


You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.
Dam where already acting like a married couple.


I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.
That’s a bit forward I don’t even know your name and you want us to leave, let me at least get drunk first.


Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.
Chastity belt uh, man grans are hard work aint they, took me two days to chisel mine off.



I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
About 10p enough for you to phone your mum and tell her you’ve pulled.



May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.
Wow that was the best 2sec of your life, baby!


I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?
Naa I get bored easily, maybe if you worked hard to keep me, we will see.


Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Ok my place it is, you ready now?

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.
On the blob huh!


Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Great my friend is coming in soon, thanks you’re a sport


What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Biggest layer, man my reputation is smoking lately.


Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
I remember it was the gym, You working on your love handles instead uh!


If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.
Fantastic, your place or mine lets make a snuff movie!

I few i thought of.

PUL do work it is not what you say in the end!
Like the bar one, come on move back your melting the ice.
Or: if i was a gardener i would place your tulips next to mine.
Some great ones and i may use a few for pure comedy value.

 

[Arsinel]

I think you forgot my favorite one. "If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?"

See #48

 

[Arsinel]

I've use pick up lines with chicks I already know and it works a treat. I deliver them well and mine are more original than any of those though. I could definately see myself using a pick up line and then laughing and making it obvious that it was a joke to start talking to a girl or even while your talking.

The one with the ice could work easily if the girl has a sense of humour just make sure you have a smile on your face.

I also have some pickuplines that are way better than anyposted so if you want me to post them just let me know.

You can post them if you want.

 

[jonwon]

Want to come back to my house for s3x and a pizza?
No.
What you dont like pizza?


I've lost my phone number can i have yours instead.


Nice dress, it will look even better on my bedroom floor.


Look we are having sex tonight, you may as well be there!


I have lost the way to my home, can i go back to yours instead.

 

[unreal-guy]

another lame attempt of trying to get this to be "offical" (stickied)

 

[Arsinel]

Your pathetic.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

GM Pick-up lines are said on the 'other' seduction site to be the most effective, generally some crude lines or filthy jokes in a just kidding type of way.

Similarly to that natural DJ said "Gee, that's just popped my boner" and she started laughing on that other thread.

 

[IsiMan84]

Disclaimer: those pickup lines (stolen off numerous websites I might add) are for novelty purposes only.

Luke Skywalker: Don't use those and/or the McDonalds ones you mentioned earlier. It's only for you own good.

 

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These are funny!