The Official Classroom Thread!

[It's-Me]

We all know how boring class can be sometimes, and it can be the perfect time to talk to women and have some fun!

Share your classroom tricks!

One of my favorite things to do is if there's a hottie sitting in front of me, I grab her chair with my hands and I turn it around to face me and I start talking to them - they fvcking love it.

If a girl asks me to pass her a pen, I usually tell them "for you, no" or "you can use it to write your number down for me".

I usually comment on what they're wearing - it's a great way to get kino too. For example, the girl in front of me had just done her nails and I started talking about her nails (gotta love ****y/funny ) and I started touching them. For the next few days, she's like "do you like my nails better today?" and she would always change colors and stuff.

 

[Whowhatnow]

A simple one, but oh so classic; the gal asks for a paper or some are passed out, I start to hand it to her, and just when it looks like I'm a doing her a favor, I whip out a game of keep-away. ****y grin included. Those elementary school kids are really on to something ^_^

If I feel like adding some kino to that, I'll take her hand and "test" her reach, and put the paper just out of it.

 

[Juice09]

If a girl walks up and asks "is this seat free" pointing to the chair next to me. "No, you can't sit on my lap."

If she's behind me for more than a few seconds, like while I'm sharpening my pencil, I turn around and accuse her of starring at my ass.

Art classes are a good time for physical flirting. You can rub paint or clay on each other, throw art supplies at each other, etc. In my ceramics class this year, me and some girls were messing around, making sex objects with the clay. One of the girls I sit next to made a clay *****, I made a clay ****, and we had "sex". She was laughing her ass off.

 

[CaptainJ]

I once snuck up and drew the V for Vendetta symbol on this girls forehead with some charcoal. Needless to say, a hilarious and flirty charcoal fight ensued.

 

[saturos]

I'm Saturos, and i approve of this thread.

Yea, like the other poster mentioned, keep away always works well, or just not letting go and the like.

To the poster for that V for Vendetta thing...that just sounds kind of stupid. I mean, personally, i don't want charcoal on my head, and most girls probably don't either. Also, that seems like it would only work if you were both talking about V for Vendetta, which is unlikely. If someone randomly drew a V on my head (bad example, in ways, i suppose), i would in no way relate that to a movie and probably just punch them in the face.

 

[CaptainJ]

I'm Saturos, and i approve of this thread.

Yea, like the other poster mentioned, keep away always works well, or just not letting go and the like.

To the poster for that V for Vendetta thing...that just sounds kind of stupid. I mean, personally, i don't want charcoal on my head, and most girls probably don't either. Also, that seems like it would only work if you were both talking about V for Vendetta, which is unlikely. If someone randomly drew a V on my head (bad example, in ways, i suppose), i would in no way relate that to a movie and probably just punch them in the face.

Do you live in a sanitary tissue box or something? You are saying that if a girl drew something on your face in a fun and flirty way, you would probably punch her in the face? I don't think so. Unless you are a really moody bastard (Which you sound a bit like at the moment), you would laugh jump up and try to get her back.

I didn't need to justify my reasons for drawing on her face, I just spontaneously did it for a laugh, and she loved it. Not really much else to say really. The fact that she had fun out of it just shows up your point really.

 

[Whowhatnow]

Hey hey, before something starts up, let's keep from arguing with each other. You don't like someone's example, don't use it. Questioning is good, but let's try to stay above bashing each other, comrades. Alpha males, remember? Let it sliiiiiiiiiide ^_~

Stickin' with my "Youngin'" theme, next up is shoe stealing. Now, at first this sounds a little creepy. I'll admit that >_>. It ain't that bad, though. In fact, it's gold. Start by finding something to playfully disagree with the gal sitting across from you. Jab her leg with your foot...ya know, teasing prod.

If she kicks you back, it's on like Donkey Kong! Give her one more kick to get her to return fire. Exchange NO MORE kicks, grab her shoe, and yank that sucker right off her surprised little foot. The rest should write itself.

And for those who are all like "Dude, that ain't gonna work!"...field tested three times, so nyah! (Though actually knowing the girls increases your chances infinitely )

 

[CaptainJ]

Stickin' with my "Youngin'" theme, next up is shoe stealing. Now, at first this sounds a little creepy. I'll admit that >_>. It ain't that bad, though. Start by finding something to playfully disagree with the gal sitting across from you. Jab her leg with your foot...ya know, teasing prod.

If she kicks you back, it's on like Donkey Kong! Give her one more kick to get her to return fire. Exchange NO MORE kicks, grab her shoe, and yank that sucker right off her surprised little foot. The rest should write itself.

And for those who are all like "Dude, that ain't gonna work!"...field tested three times, so nyah! (Though actually knowing the girls increases your chances infinitely )

Done the shoe trick many times and it works a treat.

 

[saturos]

Haha, i came across a lot more assholish than i meant to.
It just seems to me that the way you described it made the situation seem dumb. I mean, after all, odds are the chick wasn't thinking about that movie, but then, you probably were talking about it prior or the like so it would have worked. Also, it sounded like you were saying, before talking to her or anything, you just drew on her face, which would be strange.
I posted a bit rashly and quickly, so apologies >.>

Also, does charcoal rub off?

 

[CaptainJ]

Haha, i came across a lot more assholish than i meant to.
It just seems to me that the way you described it made the situation seem dumb. I mean, after all, odds are the chick wasn't thinking about that movie, but then, you probably were talking about it prior or the like so it would have worked. Also, it sounded like you were saying, before talking to her or anything, you just drew on her face, which would be strange.
I posted a bit rashly and quickly, so apologies >.>

Also, does charcoal rub off?

Don't worry about it, I should have said more about the lead up. But it was in an art lesson, so a lot of ammo was readily available . I didn't actually intend to draw a V, but simply just draw on her, it just came out that way in the aftermath.

But actually yeah, I didn't say anything to her (I probably said something to her earlier in the lesson), I just drew on her face lol. But I did it with confidence and in a fun way that she was unable to be offended by it. That's the key towards playful teasing, make sure you are confident and fun, so that she knows you are being playful and not just annoying her. Pick your targets well, for some girls will just get moody, and if you do, you can just show them up as not being fun, and they may try to make it up to you in the future.

 

[jeffthechef]

that shoe thing sounds interesting

hmm...i've never tried this but i'm curious to get your guy's opinion
it's looking good in my head but let's say you're in the computer lab at school..or any place where there are a bunch of computers all next to each other

you type/ look at a book in your lap/ etc for a moment...then as you reach for the mouse you reach for the one of the girl who is sitting next to you..and inadvertently put your hand on hers...and once she looks to see what the hell you're doing...just say, oh i'm left handed or my hand has a mind of its own...anything like that and give a smile....HOWEVER..this only works if she's on your left =/

 

[Whowhatnow]

Hmm...Jeffthechef, personally, I'd say something like "Hey, get off my mouse!" and accuse her of switching them to get my attention/touch me when she protested that it was hers. Then again, I feel more at home with ball-busting than flat out ****y.

I'll give that a whirl and get back to ya'. ^_^

Still got a few more "immature" classics. Next up on the chopping block: The paper wad. Remember those bullies that used to throw crumpled up paper balls at your back in elementary school? Yeah...you do. Well I'm here to tell you that the evil you once knew can be used for good. Good, I say!

Crumple paper. I'm sure this needs no instructions; I trust you guys can handle it. Next toss it at the gal. Wait and anticipate eye contact. If she doesn't look back, oh well. Chances are she will. When she does, make sure you get a fraction-of-a-second of eye contact, and quickly look away. The more exaggerated the look is (Like at the ceiling) and the guiltier you look, the better.

Bonus points for innocently whistling and twiddling your thumbs ^_~

Edit: Oh! Or having more crumpled up papers on your desk. Haven't tried this particular version yet, but it sounds like it'd be fun.

 

[suaveplayer]

heres a good one, i might have gotten this from someone else i cant remmeber lol:

she asks for a pen/paper or watever. before you give it to her, snatch it right back and say "say please". basically make her beg for it.

 

[jeffthechef]

i wish this thread had more ideas =/

as for that shoe thing...if you slyly slide her shoe/slipper away from her...and when she finally has to leave or realizes it's missing...
you say something really afc: For example, "You took my breath away when i first saw/met you, so i took your slipper away." she'll probably laugh her ass off...good opening for you to game...or she'll love it...

hmm anyone have any other ideas regarding this or any new ideas?

 

[Five To One]

blatantly drop your pencil infront of a girl.
"can you bend over and pick that up for me, sweetheart?"

I do it to girls that I know pretty well and also waittresses with a spoon. Usually they just laugh but sometimes they really do bend over for it and give me a show. Its a huge IOI