Yookiwooki
Don Juan
Always remember, a restraining order is just a way for her to play hard to get.
If you show up to a date without flowers, chocolate, and a gift... you obviously dont care and she wont appreciate you.
Always carry around an engagement ring in your back pocket. You never know when you'll run into your soulmate and you need to be ready.
Kissing is not appropriate until at least the eighth date.
Make sure to remember your relationship's weekaversery, monthaversery, two-monthaversery, and halfyearaversery. If you dont give her gifts worth at least $100 on each of these important milestones in you relationship, you wont have a chance of seeing your anniversery.
Finally, all girls dont like sex.
If you show up to a date without flowers, chocolate, and a gift... you obviously dont care and she wont appreciate you.
Always carry around an engagement ring in your back pocket. You never know when you'll run into your soulmate and you need to be ready.
Kissing is not appropriate until at least the eighth date.
Make sure to remember your relationship's weekaversery, monthaversery, two-monthaversery, and halfyearaversery. If you dont give her gifts worth at least $100 on each of these important milestones in you relationship, you wont have a chance of seeing your anniversery.
Finally, all girls dont like sex.
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