"The Office" quotes to live by (for british people)

[donny osmond]

"while your down there, love" - finchy


"give me half an hour with her and i'd be up to me nuts in guts" - finchy


"Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits." - david brent


“All farmers have wives.”
“This one doesn’t, he’s gay.”
“Well, then, he shouldn’t be allowed near animals should he.” - Gareth and Tim

 

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"give me half an hour with her and i'd be up to me nuts in guts" - finchy

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I don't know what "The Office" is but I LOVE this line!!!

 

[donny osmond]

New ones from series 2:

"If were handing out fat insults, lets have a go at him. Look at him!..........................At least start on him, then....move on to me"

"Mr. Toad...............I can't..."

"I've let go? Look at you luv, your a disgrace to be quite honest"