"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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It made me laugh a lot but it was pretty F'ed up. I'm confused about George Lucas and Steven Speilberg raping Indiana Jones. What was behind that??
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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damn i didn't even realize it started again. Off to watch the new episode...
 

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wow that was rough...

The Chinese thing could have been a lot better, but making fun of the new Indy movie was great.
 

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I was a bit dissappointed. Had been looking forward to a new ep for a while. The whole Indy getting raped was their way of saying that the last indy movie really sucked. Aliens, hiding from nuclear weapons in a fridge, etc.

did you catch the various rape referenes from other movies? One was from deliverance (squeel like a pig) , and another (on the pinball machine) was from one with jody foster. I didn't recognize the others.

Definately not the best episode, IMO, although the last scene where they were raping the storm trooper was pretty funny.
 

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I also didn't understand the whole Chineset thing but seeing Cartman and Butters saying "Hello Please" in their disguises had me laughing out loud.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The pinball machine one was from the Accused. Which was based on a true rape story.. That was kinda of harsh.
Another one was from Irreversible
 

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the chinese plotline really sucked. easy to tell it was filler.

the episode was forced funny. i wanted to laugh, but i just couldn't. not because the rape wasn't funny. it was, until they took it too far.

the episode was too serious.
 

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I was disappointed with the episode.

I give it 2.5/5
 

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I liked the episode. I'm giving it a 3.5 out of 5.

My roommate on the other hand refused to watch it after the first Indy rape scene.
 

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So tonight's episode was funny up till the weak ending. Cartman should have whooped her ass it would have been funnier. Or have Stan step in and beat Cartman.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I watched the new Indy movie (again) tonight. It wasn't that bad. Sure, it doesn't live up to the original movies (nothing could) and sure there were some lame parts (monkeys???) but really, it's a decent movie.

I think the problem is people expect WAY too much when movie franchises they saw as a kid doesn't MAGICALLY make them feel like a kid all over again.

People who are haters are really hating on themselves...Guess what folks? You didn't grow up to be Indiana Jones like you thought you would and sorry that seeing a new Indy movie doesn't give you back your lost childhood and your shattered dreams. I'm sorry that hating on things is the only way to make you feel better about yourself.

Grow up
 

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Yeah the Breast Cancer episode had its moments but the ending was horrible I thought. Hopefully they will have better stuff coming out this season.
 
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