"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The new Rambo trailer

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Rambo Trailer
Rambo Trailer 2(no plot just pure action and violence, what a trailer!

this is the sort of movie hollywood has been lacking! no brains/blood/action/ galore! look at those awesome fatalities in the trailer! we haven't had a true guy movie like this one in a while it seems.

if this has been posted before go ahead and erase but i did a search and couldn't find any threads on this. Can't wait to see rambo cutting bad guy's heads off when it hits theaters soon!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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As long as Ben Stiller or Julia Styles aren't in it we can all breathe a breath of fresh air.
 
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holy crap that was gruesome. i dont think ive seen a mainstream movie that gruesome in....ever.

i guess they had to do something to offset the silliness of sending in a 60+ year old man to rescue everyone.
 
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