Lilredplaya
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bump dis *****
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The New and Of Course Improved... High School Bible
- Thread starter Lorenzo
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
De La Soul
Master Don Juan
Thanks for the inclusion in the High School Bible....
I look forward to your response on MaDsKaTeR's article.
De La Soul
[This message has been edited by De La Soul (edited 05-22-2002).]
I look forward to your response on MaDsKaTeR's article.
De La Soul
[This message has been edited by De La Soul (edited 05-22-2002).]
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
Just added a parties section in the "Life in High School" chapter, for now all thats in there is Turbobird's awsome post about being the life of the party!
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Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“Carpe Diem."
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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“Carpe Diem."
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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Canadianpimpology
Senior Don Juan
bump...thx lorenzo this helped me alot. a few broken links here or there but it's a great tool. major props!
Dominus
Master Don Juan
GASP. It's on the 2nd page! How could we let this happen? bump
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Live today for today, not just to get to tomorrow.
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Live today for today, not just to get to tomorrow.
Lord_Galth
Don Juan
bump
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
future marine
Senior Don Juan
oh hell yea i have the honor of bumping the HS dj bible
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pain is weakness leaving the body
a good offensie is better than than the best defensive
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pain is weakness leaving the body
a good offensie is better than than the best defensive
Click Here
Senior Don Juan
read me newbie
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
Just finished a partial upgrade... cleared broken links up to chapter 4, and added some good posts, take a look!
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Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“Carpe Diem."
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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
“Carpe Diem."
Fred Da Head
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This ought to be on the first page!
Bumpety-bump-bump
Bumpety-bump-bump
UltimateScoundrel
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8TH POST ON THE CHARTS!! 2 low, bump
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Sarcastic Sardonic Irreverent Impertinent Exasperating Disrespectful and Charming. This is the way of the scoundrel
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Sarcastic Sardonic Irreverent Impertinent Exasperating Disrespectful and Charming. This is the way of the scoundrel
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
#144 has implications forme....
w00t! BUMP!
w00t! BUMP!
UltimateScoundrel
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Dammit, too low again
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Sarcastic Sardonic Irreverent Impertinent Exasperating Disrespectful and Charming. This is the way of the scoundrel
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Sarcastic Sardonic Irreverent Impertinent Exasperating Disrespectful and Charming. This is the way of the scoundrel
UltimateScoundrel
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why oh why must the bible be 5th?
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
CableLight
Master Don Juan
The bible isnt in any real need of being bumped, but I dont care.
Bump
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CableLight
- Hey, I dunno what my name means either
"Always remember those you love. Even in death, no one is ever truely gone as long as they are remembered."
Life is the hardest teacher. For she gives the test first, and the lesson after.
Bump
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CableLight
- Hey, I dunno what my name means either
"Always remember those you love. Even in death, no one is ever truely gone as long as they are remembered."
Life is the hardest teacher. For she gives the test first, and the lesson after.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.