"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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the nerve of some b!tches

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i've been around this earth for 28 years now and never been told by ANY girl i had a "really small d**k".....until the other day.lol every single girls ive ever been with always said "wow youre big and thick i love it". but no, this girl who admits she's used to her ex with an 11 incher tells me im really small.lol first of all what white guy in the world has an all natural 11 incher???? dude must be taking extenze or something like candy. i'm 7 1/2, above average according to most women. no this girl is used to freakzilla! its just something you never want to hear from a girl because it makes you self concious as a mother f**ker. i kept my cool when she said it though, i wanted revenge to be as sweet as possible. so she still wants to go on another date with "ol shorty" and i say sure let's do it. i tell her to meet me at this restaraunt and to go ahead and order for us because i'm starving and i want my food there when i get there. i tell her to order me the most expensive thing on the menu, the bottle of the most expensive wine they have, an appetizer, and go ahead and order desert too. she texts me and asks "are you on the way? i ordered all what you told me to order". i text back "sure ill be there in a little bit, let me know when the food gets there." i wait a little bit and she texts me "foods here hurry up. this is going to be expensive you know, all this food you ordered and wine!". i text her one last time "sorry but i'm not coming, have fun paying the bill b!tch!".haha immature i know but it felt good knowing i stuck her with a bill that was close to or well over $100. bet she won't mention a guys size next time;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LOL that was awesome
 
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Congratulations. You can use apply that $100+ towards the down payment for your penile extension procedure.
 
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i prolly wouldnt have done that, i would said something like, "wow-i guess your pimp didnt teach you any manners, huh" with a big smile, then i would have continued to try and beat
 
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Congratulations. You can use apply that $100+ towards the down payment for your penile extension procedure.
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thats ok. one b*tches opinion out of 50 women isnt so bad. in my opinion. hell knowing her she will get tired of that 11 inches and move on to a horse or something. she wasnt exactly "perfect" either but i didnt comment on any of her physical flaws. probably should have though but i like the way i handled it better. she'll never forget me for that!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i prolly wouldnt have done that, i would said something like, "wow-i guess your pimp didnt teach you any manners, huh" with a big smile, then i would have continued to try and beat
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nah im not gonna be with a girl that disrespects me like that, especially to my face.
 
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Did you actually bang her?
That must have been a $hit test or something; specially if you are well above average. Was she joking? Did she say it with a straight face? Your response was definitely judged, as you were taken by surprise and had no idea how to respond to something so out of left field. If you are the size you are, then there was no need to flinch or feel bad about anything. What did you say or how did you react? For future reference, a respond like, "Yeah, huge breasts are very important to me. I usually don't date women who_________" (fill in the blank).

Another response is one I heard on Tom Leykis years ago. "Organ too small? I didn't know the church was that big", or something to that extend, saying her cooch is too loose.
 
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do 2 wrongs make a right?
 
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sounds like she hadn't had much experience outside of her ex...

my ex best friend (female) and me once got it on the night before she was due to leave the state (she's my ex best friend because of this decision and the emotional impact it had on our relationship. She fell in love; i fvcked her friend instead of returning the love, and now she hates me!)

since she "was" my best friend - i knew her fiance had "at least" a 10 inch d1ck...

i was able to provide her with "the best sex she'd ever had". Even though im well short of 10. i believe for 4 reasons:

1) I was able to go ALL OUT on her. Something her fiance could not do without hurting her. (this she told me was the reason; but i felt there were other reasons)

2) There was a 1 year build up of us flirting. The minute i put it in her - she was orgasming! She had to stop me twice to catch her breath. Years... of anticipation...

3) She was black/rican and i am white. She'd never been with a white guy before, and im sure this added to her excitement.

4) She was very experienced and knew the varying size of men's penises. She knew i was not small, but that someone who was 10+ was just abnormally big... She also had some bad sexual experiences with some "bigger" guys who didn't know how to work it and some good one with more average guys....

She had said AND BELIEVED that d!ck size did not matter. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. If the woman believes d!ck size matters - IT WILL, and there's nothing you can do about it.



As far as what you did - if she really told you, "you have a really small d!ck" - then wow! I seriously find no fault in what you did. I don't normally endorse treating a woman as such; but that's surely no woman! I don't even care if she was lying....

Reminds me of a story by Bukowski....

He was in a garden with a woman, and the following conversation happened:

Woman: "I need a man with a huge penis, or else i don't feel fulfilled."
Bukowski: "It's ok, i see your pain, i know your secret. It must be painful."
Woman: "What do you mean?"
Bukowski: "I know your secret. It's safe with me."
Woman: "What is my secret?"
Bukowski: "You have a huge vagina. It's ok, we can find some vegetables to stick in it."
Woman: "You fvcking bastard!"

Then the fvcked after she tried to slap him a few times!
 
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Well if she was dating a horse, before you, of course she doesn't think you are no good. Maybe she had a brother (black dude) or something. Tell her to stop comparing penises, and start sucking. Oh, and tell her that your ex had a great attitude and much nicer pair of tits than her. And then, after you bang her, tell her that your ex girls puvsy was much tighter than hers. That will get her to shut the fuvk up till she's about 35.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Robert28 said:
i've been around this earth for 28 years now and never been told by ANY girl i had a "really small d**k".....until the other day.lol every single girls ive ever been with always said "wow youre big and thick i love it". but no, this girl who admits she's used to her ex with an 11 incher tells me im really small.lol first of all what white guy in the world has an all natural 11 incher???? dude must be taking extenze or something like candy. i'm 7 1/2, above average according to most women. no this girl is used to freakzilla! its just something you never want to hear from a girl because it makes you self concious as a mother f**ker. i kept my cool when she said it though, i wanted revenge to be as sweet as possible. so she still wants to go on another date with "ol shorty" and i say sure let's do it. i tell her to meet me at this restaraunt and to go ahead and order for us because i'm starving and i want my food there when i get there. i tell her to order me the most expensive thing on the menu, the bottle of the most expensive wine they have, an appetizer, and go ahead and order desert too. she texts me and asks "are you on the way? i ordered all what you told me to order". i text back "sure ill be there in a little bit, let me know when the food gets there." i wait a little bit and she texts me "foods here hurry up. this is going to be expensive you know, all this food you ordered and wine!". i text her one last time "sorry but i'm not coming, have fun paying the bill b!tch!".haha immature i know but it felt good knowing i stuck her with a bill that was close to or well over $100. bet she won't mention a guys size next time;)
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I wouldn't have went that crazy over it. I would've laughed it off and told her: It may "only" be 7 1/2 inches but if it was measured in snow your ass would be calling in "sick" for work tomorrow!
 
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Hate to tell you but 7.5 is pretty
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average. But then again, you are white so...:crackup:
 
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bukowski_merit said:
Reminds me of a story by Bukowski....

He was in a garden with a woman, and the following conversation happened:

Woman: "I need a man with a huge penis, or else i don't feel fulfilled."
Bukowski: "It's ok, i see your pain, i know your secret. It must be painful."
Woman: "What do you mean?"
Bukowski: "I know your secret. It's safe with me."
Woman: "What is my secret?"
Bukowski: "You have a huge vagina. It's ok, we can find some vegetables to stick in it."
Woman: "You fvcking bastard!"

Then the fvcked after she tried to slap him a few times!
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LMAO!!! :crackup:
 
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she texts me and asks "are you on the way? i ordered all what you told me to order". i text back "sure ill be there in a little bit, let me know when the food gets there." i wait a little bit and she texts me "foods here hurry up. this is going to be expensive you know, all this food you ordered and wine!". i text her one last time "sorry but i'm not coming, have fun paying the bill b!tch!".haha immature i know but it felt good knowing i stuck her with a bill that was close to or well over $100. bet she won't mention a guys size next time
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That was epic...

lol, you mad. But I bet she is pissed.
 
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