I've decided to start up a little project based on an idea i just had. As the title emplies, it's a directory of absolutely hilarious neg-hits to use on utterly gorgeous women! I'm going to collect the best neg-hits from all over and post them here, and you should do the same! I'll ask the mods to allow me to edit the main post indefinitely, so i'll update it as the thread expands.
Remember, i can't do this alone! I need your help! I need you to try to think of as many neghits as you can and post them here. And whenever you find or create new ones, post more and more! That way we can expand this directory infinitely because there are no limits to what our imagination can achieve!
For the uninitiated, neg-hits are humorous, non-insulting ways of teasing a girl in order to have a laugh and naturally, raise her interest level in the process by setting yourself apart from the crowd of supplicators. These are meant to be used with a smile, and on very beautiful women only, as they can actually offend girls with low self-esteem. If done right, they'll do woders for your game! But be careful, as my style is daring and even though some of the stuff here is complete dynamite if done right, its very volatile and can cause you to crash and burn if you're not ready for it.
DON'T memorize them. DON'T write them down. DO read over them every so often. DO use them as often as you can. DO have fun with them! Remember, dating is a game, and it should be fun, not tedious! Allow them to gradually become part of your personality. Don't use them with an agenda in mind, use them because they make you laugh! THAT is the attitude you want for best results! Remember, women can smell an agenda from a mile away!
And finally, use your judgement with these! Does a particular neg-hit MAKE SENSE if used in THIS situation? Some of these are meant to be used with girls you just met, others with girls you've known for awhile and maybe even slept with. I'm not going to explain every one because each girl and each relationship is different. Feel her out to get an idea of whether she'll laugh or get offended! If you're not sure how, start small and as you get more comfortable, proceed to the more daring stuff.
PHYSICAL FEATURES
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- You're pretty intelligent for someone with such a small head, you know that?
- Woah, that's a big word for someone so small!
- So the size of your head DOES limit your mental capacity!
- I wonder what the wind resistance on those things is? (with curious expression, gently touch her ear and say this if she said she jogs, bikes, rollerblades, etc)
- Hmm, they don't look very aerodynamic (same as above)
- Aren't you a little short for that? Then again, i find your height attractive.
- Your nose wiggles when you talk. Look, there it goes again! (classic, could have been used already if she interacts with others who read this site)
- I love your hair... that's not a wig, is it?
- Beautiful nails... are they real? (another classic)
- I like the way your hair looks... is that your natural color? (ask if it clearly isn't, i.e. she's a blond asian)
PERSONALITY
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OUTFIT
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- I love that dress! My sister has one just like it... hmm, come to think of it, so does my cuz.
- That's a gorgeous coat... but what did you tell your roomie when her cat disappeared? (touch her shoulder/neck as if admiring the fur)
MISC
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Remember, i can't do this alone! I need your help! I need you to try to think of as many neghits as you can and post them here. And whenever you find or create new ones, post more and more! That way we can expand this directory infinitely because there are no limits to what our imagination can achieve!
For the uninitiated, neg-hits are humorous, non-insulting ways of teasing a girl in order to have a laugh and naturally, raise her interest level in the process by setting yourself apart from the crowd of supplicators. These are meant to be used with a smile, and on very beautiful women only, as they can actually offend girls with low self-esteem. If done right, they'll do woders for your game! But be careful, as my style is daring and even though some of the stuff here is complete dynamite if done right, its very volatile and can cause you to crash and burn if you're not ready for it.
DON'T memorize them. DON'T write them down. DO read over them every so often. DO use them as often as you can. DO have fun with them! Remember, dating is a game, and it should be fun, not tedious! Allow them to gradually become part of your personality. Don't use them with an agenda in mind, use them because they make you laugh! THAT is the attitude you want for best results! Remember, women can smell an agenda from a mile away!
And finally, use your judgement with these! Does a particular neg-hit MAKE SENSE if used in THIS situation? Some of these are meant to be used with girls you just met, others with girls you've known for awhile and maybe even slept with. I'm not going to explain every one because each girl and each relationship is different. Feel her out to get an idea of whether she'll laugh or get offended! If you're not sure how, start small and as you get more comfortable, proceed to the more daring stuff.
PHYSICAL FEATURES
--------------------------
- You're pretty intelligent for someone with such a small head, you know that?
- Woah, that's a big word for someone so small!
- So the size of your head DOES limit your mental capacity!
- I wonder what the wind resistance on those things is? (with curious expression, gently touch her ear and say this if she said she jogs, bikes, rollerblades, etc)
- Hmm, they don't look very aerodynamic (same as above)
- Aren't you a little short for that? Then again, i find your height attractive.
- Your nose wiggles when you talk. Look, there it goes again! (classic, could have been used already if she interacts with others who read this site)
- I love your hair... that's not a wig, is it?
- Beautiful nails... are they real? (another classic)
- I like the way your hair looks... is that your natural color? (ask if it clearly isn't, i.e. she's a blond asian)
PERSONALITY
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OUTFIT
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- I love that dress! My sister has one just like it... hmm, come to think of it, so does my cuz.
- That's a gorgeous coat... but what did you tell your roomie when her cat disappeared? (touch her shoulder/neck as if admiring the fur)
MISC
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