"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Navy Seal Workout

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Hey Guys,

Looking for a killer workout to really impress the gorgeous women at the beach this summer? Why not learn for the best...the top of the military elite...I am most certainly talking about the Navy seals. The following is a great cardio/muscular endurance workout used by people thinking about joining the seal program. Now you obviously don't have to be thinking about joining the seals to do this workout. But just think, if you finish this program, you will have the body and strength of a navy seal, and thats something I wouldn't mind having. I've been going right along with this workout and already I have noticed a drop in weight, my abs starting to show, I can feel myself getting stronger, faster, and better looking. In a few more weeks I should develop a full 6-pack, and a lean toned body, something I thought I would never have!

If you are interested in the workout please go to:
http://www.navyseals.com/community/navyseals/navysealworkout_main.cfm
...and check it out

~the former Suaveman turing into a sexy man.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Must be understood, no matter what workout you do, you'll be screwed without Nutrition.

That being said, this is the one of the most "intense" workouts you can think of. The demands on S.E.A.L.s are incredible. Good luck if you start this.
 

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They are Seals for a reason, you know.
 

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Awesome workout ideas there. This is a workout that will definetely get you into TOP physical condition. You'd be seriously ripped in all respects. Throw in some combat training during the week ontop of all of this and shooting practice on the weekends at a firing range and you become a dangerous person.
 

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SEALs guys. Not Seals. SEa Air and Land.

I agree with charm. Throw in some MMA style training, combat training, or whatever, become good with a handgun and rifle, you won't get f*cked with by the same guy more than once, if hes still around.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Not wrong there Chilli...

But the best of the best are the British SAS. Course in saying that they're chock full of Kiwi's and Aussies anyway...
 

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Never heard of either one.
 

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Neh... best trained division in the world has got to be the seals. They wouldn't receive so much publicity if otherwise.

Ooo, I've got the book "(eBooks) Fitness - US Navy SEAL Physical Fitness Guide.pdf" - about 18 mb big. And it's got all the workouts, etc. Surprisingly, it's mostly calisthenics. :-( And hectic sh!t like jogging in high altitudes, speed swimming, and hiking with crap loads of gear, in sub-zero enviroments.

Hectic.

Good luck, mate.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The SAS is the special forces unit that Delta Force was originally based on. They have a selection pass rate of between 2 - 10%.
 

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Keeper said:
Neh... best trained division in the world has got to be the seals. They wouldn't receive so much publicity if otherwise.
Classic American attitude. The more publicity the better, right?

Learn a bit about SAS before running your mouth.

US soldiers (including Delta and Rangers) refer to SAS as 'Super soldiers'.

It is common knowledge amongst those in the know that SAS are simply the best soldiers in the world. Period. I've had the honour and privilege of training with some of them and can reiterate this fact. Do some research.


PS SEALs aren't a division.
 
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