"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Music Playlist

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Since I was 17 I came up with the idea of creating a music playlist in order to set the mood when a girl was over. I've always been a believer that music can manipulate any situation (see "DJ Got Us Fallin Love"). With that said, my current playlist is to the point where all you need to do is press the play button and let the music guide you. You'll be on autopilot. IT HAS NOT FAILED YET.

Over the years, tracks have come and gone or been replaced but here is my current playlist:

Drive by Incubus
Lovesong by 311
Nobody's Perfect by J.Cole
Wicked Games by The Weeknd
The Hills by The Weeknd
Makin' Good Love by Avant
Nice n' Slow by Usher
Rock Ya Body by Dallas Blocker
So Anxious by Ginuwine
Grind on Me by Pretty Ricky
Pony by Ginuwine
Neighbors Know My Name by Trey Songz
We Can Do It Anywhere by 112
Unusual by Trey Songz
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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