"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The most pathetic thing ever!!

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sandinista

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Hey all,
I stumbled across a website for women about life, sex, men & all that stuff..

There is a section for men there & it's almost vomit inducing reading the stuff they write.

The worst offender has to be this..

http://femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?t=67971&sid=3454bb7e7a0b6db2882c6242038b1cea

But it doesn't get much better elsewhere..

Does anyone want to post something there to put these people in the right direction? I actually feel sorry for them.. sort of..
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I wouldn't. They're beyond any type of help. Reading anything on here would probably put them into a shock-induced coma.
 
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IsiMan84

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Yes, there are decent guys who deserve to be helped, which I recognize and agree with. But just based off of first impressions I can't really classify those guys as decent haha.
 
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That sounds like more of a fetish thing to me. He enjoys being dominated and slaved. It'll take years of expensive therapy to fix an issue like that; nothing an online "DJ" can cure.
 
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LMAO!
Have you read the other threads on that site? Dear God.. It's almost like it's a bad parody of a 'nice guy' website.. except, it's actually real.

I'm tempted to copy & paste an article from the DJ bible there.. just to see the reactions, but, i already know they'll diss-miss it, & i don't know if they actually deserve such enlightenment..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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