"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

the most obvious COME-ONs that u POUNCED on

D

dj ben2

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Nov 2, 2006
Messages
341
Reaction score
3
Location
sydney, australia
i LOVE the thread in the archive "the most obvious come-ons that youve missed" it was hilarious reading about all the could have been moments but can any1 share some light on the ones you pounced on. im only 15 atm and only started reading this sight a few weeks ago and currently have none but i love reading them all and learn alot form em
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

D

Docs

Banned
Joined
Jul 27, 2005
Messages
3,571
Reaction score
56
Location
Kingston, Can-a-duh
Yep. When your girlfriend says she's really horny, you don't say "I'm tired". You go at it. Even better, when she went to the bar and I stayed behind because I was tired and she came home, we had sex.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top