"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The Most Jealous You've Ever Been

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i thought this might be an interesting thread.

my most jealous moment was probably when this girl that i was good friends with just broke up with her boyfriend. i said she seems pretty happy about it and she says "yeah, now i can hook up with the guys ive always wanted." and she gave me this look like that means you

so i ask her if she wants to come snowboarding with me this sunday. she came and we had a blast. she was falling on top of me alot. we had alot of "moments" like laying in the snow watching the sun set. anyway we were there from about 12:30pm to 9:30pm.

i go to drop her off and i got to her house at about 12:00am. before i could make a move she jumps on me and starts making out with me like a savage animal for a good 10 minutes and says "ill see you tomorrow".

the next day at school i see her smack her ex-boyfriends ass, grabbed him and started making out. that totally stopped me in my tracks and it felt like my heart fell into my stomach. then in class i see her and she says "oh, im back with my boyfriend again" and acted like yesterday never happened. i felt totally played out. i still hate that ***** to this day :cuss:

feel free to share any of your most jealous moments
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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T Money

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what a b!tch. You were a rebound.

I can't say i'm a very jealous guy, but right now this girl and I were dating/having sex/pretty much together but not really, aren't seeing eachother anymore. And I just think that she MIGHT be fvcking some other guy and it KILLS me. I do NOT want another man inside her. But at the same time, I gotta be fair, because i'm out hitting the field so...it just sucks. I want her to not sleep with anyone until she sleeps with me again.

EDIT: oh btw, if she breaks up with him again and wants you back, you deny that b!tch.
 

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Dude, you just have to swallow your pride. I'd have no problem being the rebound. You just gotta look at the positives, and not get your hopes up to high..

Now if she were to tell you that you were only temporary from the start, you'd still accept her offers of intimacy...
 

i am me

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most jealous ive ever been was when i didnt understand girls that good. this girl i really liked went to this dance (i went so i could maybe hang out wit her) and she ended up makin out wit her date on the dance floor. it was her first kiss too...

haha i remember i was MAD n sad after that.....
 

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My most jealous was when this girl broke up with me, and dated another guy. I saw the guy make out with a butt ugly girl when he was drunk, so I took a photo with my phone camera and sent it to everyone on my list.

Then some of my friends forwarded the pic to other people, who also forwarded the pic, etc etc. I think almost 100 people saw that pic at the end of a week.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Jariel

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When my best friend took my ex-girlfriend on a camping trip a week after she'd broken up with me. I spent 4 days mad with jealousy and feeling like my best friend had stabbed me in the back.

I knew he fancied her and was looking for a chance to score with her. So much for "bros before hoes"!
 

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Jealousy is freaking sneaky.

I've had this mild crush on someone for a few months... not too much has happened and I wasn't all that worried about it... if we did something great, you know how it goes.

Then I'm with her today and she tells me about this guy she's fvcking and suddenly I have this image in my head of him banging her and it's like HOLY CRAP... that SUCKS!

It's like you can seperate yourself from the whole thing until you realize it's some other guy that's got his wang inside her. Ouch.
 

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The most jealous i ever was when I just broke it off with this girl. I wasn't sure if i was liking the person she was turning out to be but i still liked her alot so i broke it off before i started hating her. In less than a week she had a new boyfriend. I had nobody and it was like i meant nothing to her. That made me extreamly jealous
 

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My moment was the first time I saw my oneitis with her new boyfriend. He was under strict intructions not to talk to me or make eye contact as I prob would have killed him.

Jelaously is a *****....So are emotions.
 

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my brush with jealousy with quite bizzare. for a while i had dated quite a few vixens and after awhile their pretty powers wore off, so did any relations with them. it was no big deal to drop them.

i thought i would try something different. there was this average looking jane that wanted to go out with me but she wasn't my type. i thought maybe over looking these girls was a mistake so i gave her a chance. what a surprise! she had personality and was a tiger in bed and she was a hoot to go out with. this girl would do anything for me. over time we moved in together and thats when things changed.

this is to all the guys who think looks matter(they don't). i had always thought that hey i'm a definetly the hot one in the relationship, she'd be stupid to ever leave me. i was wrong though. everywhere she went her confidence seemed to attract guys to flirt with her. she got higher paying jobs then me. it sucked!

soon she started puting me down(knocking me off my pedestal). she wanted a guy that had a good job. she started acting like sex was just a chore.and the nerve of her ,she started talking about other guys. my confidence was hitting rock bottom. she was now controlling the relationship.

finally one day i said it's over and to my surprise she accepted. i was shocked??? i was so use to the vixens getting on their knees and begging me not to dump them.

when i moved out i waited for the phone to ring. she didn't call. i looked in my email, no messages. i paced around wondering what she was doing. finally one day i got an email that said i miss you in the message. my heart skipped a beat. after reading halfway through the email she said she started dating a guy at her work place, and in the end she asked to be friends.

this girl kicked the crap out of my ego. it took me a year to get myself back together. revenge would be mine though. i started dating this really cute chick and what do you know i get an email from the ex saying how bad of a mistake she made and wanted to get back together. i never replied back. near christmas time me and my new girlfriend were out doing christmas shopping and we walked by the ex. i couldn't believe i dated that girl...what was i thinking? i'm still together with this girl today but man did my average ex take me down a few notches. it's good to be back.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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More than a simple image of a guy over my wife/girlfriend, puting his f*ckng
c**ck into her f*cking v****na, is to imagine:

_She undressing in front of him

_She nude in front of him

_The muthaf*ker touching her body and having his mouth kissed by her

_Maybe worst thing she can do is,things that she would never do for me because she must pretend for me that she is too religious for do those things

Isn´t that REAL jealousy, guys ?
 
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