"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The most hilarious clip i've ever seen

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Morphiex

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wasent that funny , didnt even give me a little smile even .... =/
guess u got a wierd sense of humor that i dont share...

no biggie

peace =)
 

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LMFAO... that's the funniest **** ever... a bit overdramatized but good sense of humor nontheless :)
 

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There is another video that goes with the first one. I seen them like 2 years ago. They are so god damn hilarious.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Social_disturbance
This was posted a while ago by someone, but i just saw it now. Literally got me rolling on the floor laughing.

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-womengetsowned.html
Yup, I love it. There's another one where a chick spills coffee on the guy and he wigs out.

More stupid feminist media trying to portray guys as evil and being so ridiculous that it's unintentionally hilarious.
:up:
 

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rofl....thats ****ing funny man.
 
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