Well it's sh*t that's right sh*t!!!
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the english language. Consider you can get sh*t faced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains. With little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for you sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t or tell others to eat sh*t. Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.
We are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts and crazy sh*ts. There is bullsh*t, horse sh*t and chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. You can find yourself deep in sh*t, or be happier than a pig in sh*t. Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t and some days are just plain sh*tty. Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t.
There are times when you feel like sh*t. I wanted you to know that I do give a sh*t, and hope you have a nice day without a bunch of sh*t. But if you happen to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t.....
WELL SH*T HAPPENS!!!!
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the english language. Consider you can get sh*t faced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains. With little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for you sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t or tell others to eat sh*t. Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.
We are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts and crazy sh*ts. There is bullsh*t, horse sh*t and chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. You can find yourself deep in sh*t, or be happier than a pig in sh*t. Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t and some days are just plain sh*tty. Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t.
There are times when you feel like sh*t. I wanted you to know that I do give a sh*t, and hope you have a nice day without a bunch of sh*t. But if you happen to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t.....
WELL SH*T HAPPENS!!!!
