The most alpha name ever:

[f(x)]

D1ck

 

[dustmuffin]

Bolt upright, crunch hardtack, dash riprock

 

[Bible_Belt]

I once worked in a college advisement office. We had a file on every student going back fifty years. My favorite name, out of countless thousands of files was "Johnny Battle." That was his real name.

Homer Simpson's "Max Power," taken from a hair dryer, gets an honorable mention as well.

 

[CuddleJunkie]

CuddleJunkie
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.lol

 

[GS750]

Clark W. Griswold

 

[LiveFreeX]

Porkins.

 

[Killakittie]

No****s. Given

 

[Atom Smasher]

Ass Smasher

 

[raider87]

Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

 

[dustmuffin]

Will Bladesteel...It's my pirate name

 

[Serenity]

Can't believe Ben Dover isn't mentioned yet.

 

[logicallefty]

Rich Mann, an old coworker of mine.

 

[Bible_Belt]

There's a real estate agent in my town named D!ck Hunter. His company is D!ck Hunter & Associates.

 

[dustmuffin]

Remington steel

 

[glass half full]

D!ck Masterson
@menarebetterthanwomen.com

 

[glass half full]

or...Won Hung Lo