"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Modern Woman

SeymourCake

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Sums it up pretty nicely. Safe to say she represents the current generation as a whole.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If that's her real thought process, it's unbelievable how far her mind is separated from reality…
If Harvard is turning out grads like that, which I doubt, the world is in big trouble.
 
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If that's her real thought process, it's unbelievable how far her mind is separated from reality…
If Harvard is turning out grads like that, which I doubt, the world is in big trouble.
This is Yale University.

 

speed dawg

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Sums it up pretty nicely. Safe to say she represents the current generation as a whole.
That's got to be fake, can't see anyone being that damn dumb.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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KingofPuss

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This is Yale University.

"I no longer feel safe on the fifth floor of my ivy league school's dorm, which I took the place of a deserving male who would be more than happy to be where I am. Oh, also, I don't pay for any of this! Daddy picks up the check and my racist scholarship covers the rest!"
 
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