The Modern Day Crazy B**ch Checklist

[EveryPostHere]

You know what I've realized? Fvck steering clear of bad women. We're fvcking DJs, learning what to stay away from, and learning from experiences is all beta AFC bulls**t. Staying away from bad women and sharing wisdom to save peoples time and keep their hearts from being broken is stupid, and clearly not the sosuave way.

PUMP N DUMP is by far the greatest bit of DJ wisdom ever said here. You were used? Pump N Dump for revenge and closure. You dumped a girl because you were afraid of how she'd follow you home from work and spoke of what terrible things happened to all of her ex's? PUMP N DUMP, why not keep her close to you? You get the picture, if you've been in a relationship, want one or not PUMP N DUMP is the magical solution that applies to everything. Pook's lessons got nothing on good ol PUMP N DUMP.

So here's a list of things I've seen crazy modern b**ches do. But don't you dare use this information to keep yourself away from the bad b**ches.

She dyes her hair crazy colors. Right now a lightish orange color is the most popular among crazy b**ches, and I know several with that hair color. But generally speaking a woman dyes her hair a crazy color and it's not Halloween, it's a good indicator of a crazy.

Lot's of tattoos. This is a trend that's really growing popular among crazy women. They get tattoos all across their body, getting ones of the stupidest s**t, and spend $100s in the process. They become addicted to the pain of these tattoos, and want more and more because of it. It's pretty self explanatory why those types are crazy, and it shows they're of a wild, reckless, and irresponsible lifestyle.

Lot's of piercings. If they aren't getting them in their ears, something is wrong. Typically the little dot ones on the side of their face or on the side of their nose are the most common. But there's also those onion ring looking ones they get on their nostrils or on their stomach. All indicators you've got a crazy b**ch. It's pretty much the same reason they get lots of tattoos, addiction to the pain and needing to feel alive. Double points if they've got lots of both tattoos and piercings.

This is pretty long, and you know fvck making long posts. So I'll it here for now.

Rock on :rockon:

 

[TarantulaHawk]

You know what I've realized? Fvck steering clear of bad women. We're fvcking DJs, learning what to stay away from, and learning from experiences is all beta AFC bulls**t. Staying away from bad women and sharing wisdom to save peoples time and keep their hearts from being broken is stupid, and clearly not the sosuave way.

PUMP N DUMP is by far the greatest bit of DJ wisdom ever said here. You were used? Pump N Dump for revenge and closure. You dumped a girl because you were afraid of how she'd follow you home from work and spoke of what terrible things happened to all of her ex's? PUMP N DUMP, why not keep her close to you? You get the picture, if you've been in a relationship, want one or not PUMP N DUMP is the magical solution that applies to everything. Pook's lessons got nothing on good ol PUMP N DUMP.

So here's a list of things I've seen crazy modern b**ches do. But don't you dare use this information to keep yourself away from the bad b**ches.

She dyes her hair crazy colors. Right now a lightish orange color is the most popular among crazy b**ches, and I know several with that hair color. But generally speaking a woman dyes her hair a crazy color and it's not Halloween, it's a good indicator of a crazy.

Lot's of tattoos. This is a trend that's really growing popular among crazy women. They get tattoos all across their body, getting ones of the stupidest s**t, and spend $100s in the process. They become addicted to the pain of these tattoos, and want more and more because of it. It's pretty self explanatory why those types are crazy, and it shows they're of a wild, reckless, and irresponsible lifestyle.

Lot's of piercings. If they aren't getting them in their ears, something is wrong. Typically the little dot ones on the side of their face or on the side of their nose are the most common. But there's also those onion ring looking ones they get on their nostrils or on their stomach. All indicators you've got a crazy b**ch. It's pretty much the same reason they get lots of tattoos, addiction to the pain and needing to feel alive. Double points if they've got lots of both tattoos and piercings.

This is pretty long, and you know fvck making long posts. So I'll it here for now.

Rock on :rockon:

Pump Dump and be a pvzzy dependent chump!

One chick I used to dig as she was pretty cool and very attractive but I knew something was up from jump so I never bothered much beyond just BSing with had several tattoos. Like seven. 1st red flag.

Heard the chick had family issues (parents had a bad relationship) 2nd red flag.

She had a post about having a drink from a flask before going into work. (captioned: YOLO) No joke. 3rd red flag

She was an admitted pot head chick. 4th red flag.

Told me she's went to strip clubs with friends. 5th red flag.

Though those are the same types who will later on excuse all their trash behaviors and habits when they "grow up" as if the obvious internal issues just "disappear" all of a sudden. LMAO.

I'd rather let some "alpha DJ" try to claim that type of chick as their validation "trophy".

 

[GS750]

Yeah the crazy hair colors has to be true. Orange, pink, green, etc. That tells me she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Pump Dump and be a pvzzy dependent chump!

One chick I used to dig as she was pretty cool and very attractive but I knew something was up from jump so I never bothered much beyond just BSing with had several tattoos. Like seven. 1st red flag.

Heard the chick had family issues (parents had a bad relationship) 2nd red flag.

She had a post about having a drink from a flask before going into work. (captioned: YOLO) No joke. 3rd red flag

She was an admitted pot head chick. 4th red flag.

Told me she's went to strip clubs with friends. 5th red flag.

Though those are the same types who will later on excuse all their trash behaviors and habits when they "grow up" as if the obvious internal issues just "disappear" all of a sudden. LMAO.

I'd rather let some "alpha DJ" try to claim that type of chick as their validation "trophy".

Damn dude, that girl you described sounds just like this girl I messed around with a few months ago. There's something about those types that captures you. They play that "good girl" role and you actually believe it at first, you see the tattoos and red flags begin to pile and you try to look past it, thinking they're somehow the only tattoo crazed chick who isn't like the others. Eventually you realize you're fooling yourself and have to walk away, but it's not as disappointing as it is with other women. I guess because with these you kind of knew deep down what they were despite the denial, and you kept a physical and emotional distance.

 

[TarantulaHawk]

Damn dude, that girl you described sounds just like this girl I messed around with a few months ago. There's something about those types that captures you. They play that "good girl" role and you actually believe it at first, you see the tattoos and red flags begin to pile and you try to look past it, thinking they're somehow the only tattoo crazed chick who isn't like the others. Eventually you realize you're fooling yourself and have to walk away, but it's not as disappointing as it is with other women. I guess because with these you kind of knew deep down what they were despite the denial, and you kept a physical and emotional distance.

Yep. First chick with tats I was crushing on. Same time I held back as I knew the chick was an internal mess. Long straight black hair nice tight body and azz but the more I talked to her the more I said to myself this chick is destined to be another single mom jump off. She didn't have kids. Like 29 years old and went to work a dead end job. NY chick. I had asked her out eventually for the hell of it as she was flirty with me asking me to text her etc. as I never did just for the hell of it but she flaked. At the time I figured she was looking for attention only and just wanted to prove what I suspected correct.

Looking back I'm glad I got blown off. Most would take it as the chick is somehow "better" than them but this wasn't the case. She had the looks and personality but the red flags overshadowed that.

 

[VladPatton]

Don't forget the big 3:

Twitter
Instagram
Facebook

The unholy ones have social media addiction streaming through their blood. Everything is documented so they can receive little "gifts" of pleasure stating how beautiful they are, or how cool and pretty they are. Also, how great they look today, and how awesome their make up is. And their outfits looks beautiful. And they as well, are oh so beautiful today. See the madness?

 

[SmooveMooves]

Don't forget the big 3:

Twitter
Instagram
Facebook

The unholy ones have social media addiction streaming through their blood. Everything is documented so they can receive little "gifts" of pleasure stating how beautiful they are, or how cool and pretty they are. Also, how great they look today, and how awesome their make up is. And their outfits looks beautiful. And they as well, are oh so beautiful today. See the madness?

No female under 35 not active on Facebook, Twitter. Or Instagram exists on the planet. It's a scientifically proven fact.

 

[Yewki]

No female under 35 not active on Facebook, Twitter. Or Instagram exists on the planet. It's a scientifically proven fact.

Which is actually convenient because it's kind of like a resume for their emotional maturity. Just look at what they post and how often they post and you can usually get a good sense of what you're dealing with.

 

[EveryPostHere]

If a chick is wearing a Kid Cudi, Lil Wayne, Drake, Wiz Kalifa, or Eminem shirt chances are they're trouble. They're typically wild and slvtty, but have lived a spoiled sheltered life, and want to "rebel."

A chick who's really into rap is another good indicator of a crazy slvt. I'm not meaning a chick being all like "oh I like that Lil Wayne song" I mean if they're really into the really dirty rap songs likes like Me So Horny and know the songs by heart, they're fvcking crazy. I was in a car with these girls not too long ago, and they were singing along to these rap songs I never even heard of that made Me So Horny look like a nursery rhyme. Guess what? those two women were wild as fvck, and I'd swear one had BPD.