"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The mind set of a typical nice guy

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170 JULIET
Romeo!
JULIET
Romeo!

ROMEO
 My nyas?
ROMEO
My baby hawk?


JULIET
   What o'clock tomorrow
Shall I send to thee?
JULIET
What time tomorrow should I send a messenger to you?

ROMEO
   By the hour of nine.
ROMEO
By nine o'clock.


JULIET
I will not fail. 'Tis twenty year till then.
I have forgot why I did call thee back.
JULIET
I won’t fail. From now until then seems like twenty years. I have forgotten why I called you back.

ROMEO
Let me stand here till thou remember it.
ROMEO
Let me stand here until you remember your reason.

175
JULIET
I shall forget, to have thee still stand there,
Remembering how I love thy company.
JULIET
I’ll forget it, and you’ll have to stand there forever. I’ll only remember how much I love your company.


ROMEO
And I’ll still stay, to have thee still forget,
Forgetting any other home but this.
ROMEO
I’ll keep standing here, even if you keep forgetting. I’ll forget that I have any home besides this spot right here.


180



JULIET
'Tis almost morning. I would have thee gone.
And yet no further than a wanton’s bird,
That lets it hop a little from his hand
Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
And with a silken thread plucks it back again,
So loving-jealous of his liberty.
JULIET
It’s almost morning. I want to make you go, but I’d only let you go as far as a spoiled child lets his pet bird go. He lets the bird hop a little from his hand and then yanks him back by a string.

185 ROMEO
I would I were thy bird.
ROMEO
I wish I was your bird.




JULIET
     Sweet, so would I.
Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
JULIET
My sweet, so do I. But I would kill you by petting you too much. Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow that I’ll say good night until tonight becomes tomorrow.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sux2bu

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Or just watch any episode of Vampire Diaries or Heart of Dixie to see wuss-dom in action.
 
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