"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The mind set of a typical nice guy

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170 JULIET
Romeo!
JULIET
Romeo!

ROMEO
 My nyas?
ROMEO
My baby hawk?


JULIET
   What o'clock tomorrow
Shall I send to thee?
JULIET
What time tomorrow should I send a messenger to you?

ROMEO
   By the hour of nine.
ROMEO
By nine o'clock.


JULIET
I will not fail. 'Tis twenty year till then.
I have forgot why I did call thee back.
JULIET
I won’t fail. From now until then seems like twenty years. I have forgotten why I called you back.

ROMEO
Let me stand here till thou remember it.
ROMEO
Let me stand here until you remember your reason.

175
JULIET
I shall forget, to have thee still stand there,
Remembering how I love thy company.
JULIET
I’ll forget it, and you’ll have to stand there forever. I’ll only remember how much I love your company.


ROMEO
And I’ll still stay, to have thee still forget,
Forgetting any other home but this.
ROMEO
I’ll keep standing here, even if you keep forgetting. I’ll forget that I have any home besides this spot right here.


180



JULIET
'Tis almost morning. I would have thee gone.
And yet no further than a wanton’s bird,
That lets it hop a little from his hand
Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
And with a silken thread plucks it back again,
So loving-jealous of his liberty.
JULIET
It’s almost morning. I want to make you go, but I’d only let you go as far as a spoiled child lets his pet bird go. He lets the bird hop a little from his hand and then yanks him back by a string.

185 ROMEO
I would I were thy bird.
ROMEO
I wish I was your bird.




JULIET
     Sweet, so would I.
Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
JULIET
My sweet, so do I. But I would kill you by petting you too much. Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow that I’ll say good night until tonight becomes tomorrow.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Or just watch any episode of Vampire Diaries or Heart of Dixie to see wuss-dom in action.
 
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