"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WesCottII

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Dude....I never said everyone who plays rugby is a man. I said it's what I do....

Listen, this arguements dumb and we've kinda de-railed the thread, so Imma go ahead and delete the posts I made. No offence intended Latinoman.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Wow Wescott, are you that big of a wussy offline as well?
 

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I played football at LSU for a year. And before I hear the "American football isn't hard" bullcheet, yes it is. Don't bother...
 

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Stackthestyles said:
Wow Wescott, are you that big of a wussy offline as well?
LOL?! What should he do then? Keep arguing some stupid point??

Latinoman was just messing around with him and Wescott fell into his trap and took it to seriously. Just a bit of fun, so there really isn't anything left to say!

This is the internet, no point in trying to save face here!
 

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My deep voice, my sword collection, my fully loaded, completely black SUV which looks like something the CIA or FBI would drive around. But above all it is in how I specifically touch a woman that oozes masculinity. Part of being manly is not so much being more of a man, but in making a woman feel like more of a woman. I get compliments on this all of the time and they f-cking love it. They just melt and completely submit.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Socialreject said:
LOL?! What should he do then? Keep arguing some stupid point??

Latinoman was just messing around with him and Wescott fell into his trap and took it to seriously. Just a bit of fun, so there really isn't anything left to say!

This is the internet, no point in trying to save face here!
He could have played nicely though, realized that arguing was useless, and just said he wears skirts because he likes the draft. He could have said going commando in a skirt is more manly than wearing jeans, because of the ease of access to his package. He could have said that he enjoys playing rugby because he gets to rough around with other men and gets to yell at the top of his lungs for somebody to pass the ball because women love a loud voice.

"no offence intended" That is saving face over the internet.

I had asked if he was like that offline. I didn't want him to argue anything about saving face online.
 

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playing baseball, my lawn mower, and exercise in general.

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Stackthestyles said:
Wow Wescott, are you that big of a wussy offline as well?

Wow Stackthestyles, who the hell are you, and what makes you think anyone gives a damn about anything you have to say?....oh, you're a moron.
 

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Stackthestyles said:
He could have played nicely though, realized that arguing was useless, and just said he wears skirts because he likes the draft. He could have said going commando in a skirt is more manly than wearing jeans, because of the ease of access to his package. He could have said that he enjoys playing rugby because he gets to rough around with other men and gets to yell at the top of his lungs for somebody to pass the ball because women love a loud voice.

"no offence intended" That is saving face over the internet.

I had asked if he was like that offline. I didn't want him to argue anything about saving face online.

What are you? the "could" police? You sound like a whining girl. "he could have....*sniff sniff*...then he wouldnt've hurt my feelings".
Do everyone a favour and shut up.
No, don't bother replying, I really don't care about you, or your opinion, kid.
 
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