The MAN Thread

[Desdinova]

Okay people, what are the things you own or do that show you are a MAN? You know, the things that say "I'm a powerful, strong male being", and the things that smell of testosterone and draw women from a 100 mile radius.

For me, it's working on my 4x4, my house, using my chainsaw and power tools.

 

[spider_007]

My garage.

Even tho it's one car garage it's full....shelvs full with tools, my big "kenedy" toolbox.... huge work bench i made (with 1.25 plywood).. I just wish it was biger (the garage )

Now i just got to get my setep father to quit loosing all my tools, and clean up after himself.

 

[Stackthestyles]

I drink lots of beer, scratch myself, burp, eat sloppy, and enjoy yelling.

 

[Taviii]

the things that smell of testosterone and draw women from a 100 mile radius.

My d!ck, my ballz and my chest hair

oh and I'm crazy about football Forza Dinamoooooo!!

 

[Desdinova]

I drink lots of beer, scratch myself, burp, eat sloppy, and enjoy yelling.

Ummm, those don't make you wreak testosterone, they just make you wreak.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

My Golds Gym membership card.

 

[Tomatoes]

Does testosterone even have a scent?

Its a hormone....not a smell...

Oh well.

Playing Footy and Gym

 

[Latinoman]

My truck…my calluses…my 5 o’clock shadow…my tattoos…my work out regime…my talk/walk…my ability to work with my hands (I’m a man that wears suits in my profession). Oh, and from time to time, I scratch my balls. LOL.

 

[mrRuckus]

Okay people, what are the things you own or do that show you are a MAN? You know, the things that say "I'm a powerful, strong male being".

I have a cat.

 

[Bad_Lil'Pixie]

Oh, it can exist without “things”, trust me…

My husband is the manliest man I know. I can’t put my finger on an item that makes him that way as much as it is just in him. He oozes testosterone as simple as exhaling a breath.

His masculinity and sexuality enters a room a foot in front of him. You know undoubtedly of the power he possesses as a man. Maybe it is his size or baritone voice or the black leather tie that holds his hair back or the way he never snaps the top button on his jean shorts or never wears socks or the way he leans against the shower wall so the water beats on his back. It is in everything he does.

I am showing favoritism, I know, but others see it too, I can watch others in his presence, people tend to stand a little straighter, puff their chest out a little more and be a little more courageous.

If you were to meet him one evening, you’d find him overwhelming, most people do, but when the evening was over, you’d like him and you’d feel better about yourself. He has that effect on people; he can build a person up without ever trying. To me, that is a real man.

 

[speedo_meme]

My angry, meat eating dog....

I bench press 285 lbs....

Day to day sh1t, I fix my gf's car sometimes, basically being in control and knowing what to do in situations and controlling my temper....

Running a weedeater, it does something that a lawnmower doesn't, you get all nasty and I feel like I have the power, MU HA HA HA....

 

[Vulpine]

I hunt, fish, hike, portage, camp, shoot trap... I'm am an "avid outdoorsman".

I run around in the woods like a caveman killing/catching/scavenging and eating what I kill/catch/scavenge. I'm not a "sportsman" or "trophy hunter". If I'm not eating it or using it, I'm not killing it.

But it's not only a hobby, it's my passion.

Everyone and everything has to schedule AROUND my hunting/fishing/camping. Don't want to give me time off for hunting, employer? Well, I'll make sure to clean my desk out before I go. Sorry chica, I'm hunting this weekend, maybe sometime during the week. On the way to the movie, let's stop at the sporting goods store that's on the way... I need to pick up a box of shells for tomorrow.

Sitting around a campfire eating meat on a stick and neckin' beers is in my blood... and fun in a primal way. So, I endulge.

I also shave with a straight edge razor, polish my shoes with genuine shoe polish, have a cat, and grow vegetables in the window for giggles. Did I mention I can crotchet?

I've been accused by the ladies of being "a cross between James Bond and Grizzly Adams, or MacGyver and Fonzie." I guess that's pretty manly, right?

 

[Jariel]

self respect

 

[Desdinova]

Running a weedeater

I've got a gas powered one. Requires a bit of strength and balls to start it, and you risk whacking your leg (unlike the pansy electric ones, lol!)

Did I mention I can crotchet?

That's no biggie, I can sew. If I rip my work clothes while pulling a box of wood out of the truck, I can fix 'em.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I can kill a spider with my bare hands

 

[Taviii]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I can kill a spider with my bare hands

I can make fire

 

[Latinoman]

Oh, it can exist without “things”, trust me…

My husband is the manliest man I know. I can’t put my finger on an item that makes him that way as much as it is just in him. He oozes testosterone as simple as exhaling a breath.

His masculinity and sexuality enters a room a foot in front of him. You know undoubtedly of the power he possesses as a man. Maybe it is his size or baritone voice or the black leather tie that holds his hair back or the way he never snaps the top button on his jean shorts or never wears socks or the way he leans against the shower wall so the water beats on his back. It is in everything he does.

I am showing favoritism, I know, but others see it too, I can watch others in his presence, people tend to stand a little straighter, puff their chest out a little more and be a little more courageous.

If you were to meet him one evening, you’d find him overwhelming, most people do, but when the evening was over, you’d like him and you’d feel better about yourself. He has that effect on people; he can build a person up without ever trying. To me, that is a real man.

Another thing that shows "Man" on me: my woman does not spent time in a MEN's internet forum (the equivalent of a men's cyber locker room).

Trust me...if a man (I don't care how "manly" he might look) comes to me and tells me his wife or fiance frequents a MEN's forum...never mind.

 

[Vulpine]

That's no biggie, I can sew. If I rip my work clothes while pulling a box of wood out of the truck, I can fix 'em.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I can kill a spider with my bare hands

I can write my name in the snow.... backwards.... oooh, and I can walk down the road and leave a pee trail a hundred yards long - women love a guy with skills: Nunchuka skills, walking while peeing skills, drawing skills.... I caught you a delicious bass.

 

[Bad_Lil'Pixie]

Another thing that shows "Man" on me: my woman does not spent time in a MEN's internet forum (the equivalent of a men's cyber locker room).

Trust me...if a man (I don't care how "manly" he might look) comes to me and tells me his wife or fiance frequents a MEN's forum...never mind.

Who do you think showed me the site, sweetie...

...and it is only with his permission.

This way I can stay on top of what real men desire, so much better then Cosmo, don't ya' think???

 

[Latinoman]

Who do you think showed me the site, sweetie...

...and it is only with his permission.

This way I can stay on top of what real men desire, so much better then Cosmo, don't ya' think???

Listen...sweetie...

This is not a site designed for men that are complaining about what they lack in their relationships. This is in fact a site designed for men that want to pick up women and at the same time improve themselves. Or for men that want to give advice to others.

If I want my girl to learn about what Latinoman wants...I would simply do one of three things:

1- Tell her
2- Show her
3- All of the above

Of course, I would never give her "permission" to make her own decisions. She is an adult and never will be my property. Instead, I might either encourage or discourage her.

I would never send her to a website that is full of men. Nothing to do with insecurity or jealousy. My experience is that this is asking for trouble. Of course, in a relationship is not about what I want (if it was up to me, I would have 3 or 4 women sleeping with me). It is not about what she wants. It is about what is necessary for the relationship to grow and about respect. But at the end...it comes down to what makes ME happy. And what makes HER happy.

But...make not mistake about one thing: I do consider you a valuable poster in this Message Board and I respect you as such.

 

[spider_007]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I can kill a spider with my bare hands

ok, i get the hint......i know when i'm not wanted

Who do you think showed me the site, sweetie...

What's his username??