"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Man Show

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there is this show called "The men show" running on tv from time to time. I've seen it couple of times and it's helerious... I just got an email with a movie clip from it- really funny. They do this thing where they send a fat kid out to pick up chicks and insult people.

if you wan't to see it, post your email and i'll forwar it to you.

PS. if you got a hotmail account i'm going to zip it and send it to you that way- hotmail doesn't let you open files with .wmv extension (as far as i know)

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/themanshow/
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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nobody want's to see it,

all ready then:confused:

i'm sure the mods will thake care of this thread;)
 

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This show was great....too bad they stopped making it....one of the hosts got a better paying job :(
 

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The Man Show was hillarious under the old hosts. And the man boy lol. The one when he's trying to pick up is the best. They have another one where he's standing outside a liquor store, asking people that go in to buy him some beer so he can take it back to his tree house where his g/f was waiting lol.

Or when he was selling beer on the street, and when people came up he'd ask for ID. hahah


"Hey red, does the carpet match the curtains?"
 

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him: excuse me, I have to go to my sex education class, and I was wondering if you would like to help me with my show and tell project, come on, I'll be gentle.:crackup:

keep in mind this is a 10 year old FAT kid coming up to the hottest women on the street and saying that.



him: excuse me ladies, do you want to go on a field trip in my pants,
her: ha ha, no
him: can I at least rub up on your legs.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You ever been with a 12 year old?

*Girl laughs*

Come on, I'm 12 all over.
 

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Isn't the man show boy Andy Milinakos... whatever his last name is, and Andy is 30 something years old.
 

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It's possible. I don't think some 10 year old could come up on the spot with those kinds of comments. But whoever he is, he's fat, sounds like a little kid, and looks like a little kid.
 

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
Isn't the man show boy Andy Milinakos... whatever his last name is, and Andy is 30 something years old.
Yes, and he now has his own show.

Moved to AE.
 

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
Isn't the man show boy Andy Milinakos... whatever his last name is, and Andy is 30 something years old.

You got to be kidding me, HE 30 YEARS OLD?
 

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Originally posted by whyshy
You got to be kidding me, HE 30 YEARS OLD?
NO.

READ.

THE.

POST.

ABOVE.

YOU.

Aaron Hamill was 12 at the time of the Man Show segments.
 

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u like that show
well i have good news for u
theyre putting it back up on the air!
its on g4tv (ya know the video game channel)
im not sure if its new or old shows but theyve been advertising!

LONG LIVE MEN

send the clip my way
[email protected]
 
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