The Man of the year award goes too..

[Joe The Homophobe]

Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom - "jumping back and forth across the bed."

Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Goldsberry had the deer butchered.

"He's in the freezer," the man said before walking to the kitchen and showing off pounds of freshly wrapped venison.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051102...u=real_men]A tribute to real men, from Maddox

 

[FRëSHURE]

Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom

OMG he even turned it into food! In these day an age we rarely see real men, men like those in the Christian Bible, but this guy is definitely one of the few in a dying species.

related article
A tribute to real men, from Maddox

doug gay. lol.

i'd never fight a f*cking buck.. f*ck that..

 

[italostud]

I wonder if a vegitarian would still be against eating meat, if you eat an animal that attacked you in your own home?

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Not sure if this makes him a real man... it just makes him someone who would have done anything to protect his family.

This is a an incredible story yes, but I just think that the man in the pink shirt probably would have done the same thing.

AS

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Ok I believe the story but i do not believe the fight went on for 40 minutes come on thats bullshlt human vs human or human vs beast either way would never last 40 min

 

[( . )( . )]

I'm with the others, I'm not really seeing the correlation to a real man. For starters there was no reason for him to go back in and kill it, immediate danger wise to another family member(apart from having a bit of fun) he could of just shut the door to the bedroom couldnt he?

Sure it would be a nice adrenaline rush and he probably got some cool bragging rights and a B.J from his wife but nothing suggests hes THE MAN.

 

[seanchai]

If he could kill it, he could've wrestled it outside too. Then not killed it. I would be more impressed by that.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Deputy Gay said the deer kicked him in the nuts.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/01/AR2005110101038.html
"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for awhile," Deputy Doug Gay said.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

Dude, I talked to my cousin in Arkansas and he said that he knew dude's daughter. He got kicked in the nuts 4 times..

 

[diplomatic_lies]

What about the 90-year-old Chinese store owner who got robbed, but bashed up the robber so hard the robber sued him for damages?

 

[spider_007]

:crackup: :crackup: @ all the responces.

-it wasan't that the deer would cuse any reall harm, they could have gotten him out the door easely. There are men who go hunt as a hobby (i know quiet a few of them) and having a deer pop in your bedroom is like droping fresh meet in your lap.

-unfortionelty this is the new ara, full of men who put gell in their hair, use hand/face cream.

-what the storry does is show currage to do anything you put your mind too. What i don't get is why the man didn't use a knife, or a blunt object to make his job easier.

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by The Antichrist_Star
This is a an incredible story yes, but I just think that the man in the pink shirt probably would have done the same thing.

:crackup:

"hi, fire department? i got a big hairy beast in my beadroom, can you send someone to get it out, oh and make sure they are wearing some of those sexy fire suits. that bright yellow is my favoreate colour you know"

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Originally posted by spider_007
:crackup:

"hi, fire department? i got a big hairy beast in my beadroom, can you send someone to get it out, oh and make sure they are wearing some of those sexy fire suits. that bright yellow is my favoreate colour you know"

Hahahahahahaha...



AS

 

[Porky]

That's nothing

 

[DJDamage]

I like the shark story better. That takes guts and the captain actions were brave.

The other story had bambi locked in his daughter room and then he goes in with his bare hands to break its neck.

He was not in any immediant danger and he didn't have a gun yet he decided to "be a man" and kill a deer with his bare hands in a very confined space environment which renders the deer to be a alot less dangerous. At least wait for the proper authorities or get a shotgun.

I would have been impressed if he was able to get the deer out of his house alive. If this guy would have died he would have ended up being part of the the Darwin Awards.

 

[doctoroxygen]

I hope dude gets eaten by a bear. That's retarded..

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Just wondering (I've never seen deer before), is a "deer" a male or female?

Cuz I've heard male deer are absolutely fericious, but female deer aren't.

 

[DumpaLumpagus]

A male deer is a buck. Female is a doe. A baby is a fawn. As for males getting aggresive, they do but usually in the animal kingdom it's the females which can be far more aggressive.

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by doctoroxygen
I hope dude gets eaten by a bear. That's retarded..

When did Greenpeace invade the forum?

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I just realised, Steve Irwin kicks this guy's ass, cuz it sounds like crocodiles are more fierce than Bambi

http://www.crocodilehunter.com/