Hi I'm really getting into the Isley Brothers music. I listened to Footsteps In The Dark, Voyage to Atlantis, Harvest For the World, Summer Breeze and want more. Can you recommend an original or greatest hits album to start with? 
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.