The Irony Of This Site

[*29*]

*29* releases his fustration

AHHHHHHHH!

He realizes that the more he comes to this board, the longer it will take him to become a DJ and even better, a real Man.

"See," admits *29*, "it's ironic. This board was to help people become a DJ / Man, or at least put the idea that there was such a thing.

Yet when people become real DJs and Men, most don't post here anymore because they can't deal with the bombardment of AFC questions or understand them.

In order to become a Man, you will need to leave this board. It is the past.

This board is not your mother, it will only point you towards the path.

It is YOU , the child, the boy, the teenager, the AFC who has to walk it.

It will be harsh, full of mistakes, and at some point stoopid as hell. But those who persevere will make the transition towards Manhood."

Pook once said,

"As you think, you shall become!"

"Perfect is boring but to be Human is beautiful."

"Every third thought shall be my grave."

Anyone know what "Every third thought shall be my grave." means?

 

[Wyldfire]

I'm guessing it means that thinking too much will kill you. Thinking too much about something leads to hesitation and hesitation leads to the death of opportunity.

 

[DJLegion]

It means don't think too much.

(In this case he's telling us not to think to much about what to say to girls and just go and ****ing talk to her)

 

[Shike]

Man, I thought someone was finally going to go into the irony of Don Juan and why he loved a 1000 women because he couldn't get the love of 1. He had the ultimate "oneitis." Seems pretty ironic considering most of the board messages.

 

[saki]

I liked this post by 29. If you have outgrown the board plz leave because then you lose focus on why you were here. Some signs of outgrowing board members would be:

1. every conversation is about being physically fit. DIAGNOSIS-This person believes that all women only want a man with a perfect body and thats all that matters. You have picked up many women due to your awesome physiological traits and have devoted your life to eating right and working out. You have nothing to contribute to this board, the women that you get are very shallow and intellictually disabled, time to leave.

2. you talk about a bunch of mythological psychology that no one understands, usually these will be pages long in length. DIAGNOSIS- you have thought to much about the logical side of being a DJ, arevaderche philisophical whiz!

3. This person writes everything about self improvement. According to this person, you must not only have the body of lou ferigno, you must also have a successful highpaying job, perfect hair cut, trim your pubes daily, and have everyone knocking down your door because you are so popular. DIAGNOSIS- You are an overachiever and have already had more women in your pants than Wilt Chamberlain. You have mastered the game of life and it is time to leave, you have nothing else to contribute to a budding afc.

4. dis peep writes nuting but da bunch of gibberish about being da biggest pimp and writes long convos dat nobody understands.
DIAGNOSIS- you are a pimp in your world and on your turf. Noone knows were you are coming from but your own kind. You do well in your realm of life but since a good majority doesnt understand you, you provide no useful knowlege to other eager afc peeps.

5. This person just hangs around the board for years at a time and threatens that he is going to kill himself because he is such a loser. He is unable to develop any self esteem or confidence and has been pushed into the ground for most of his life. He will not take any advise from anyone because he assumes that it wont work for him. DIAGNOSIS- this person needs a shrink. his problem is far beyond the scope of this board and he will just bring other people down or provide cheap entertainment for bored members.

 

[MagicDonJuan]

I was going to reply to this post but decided more people needed to read my post, so i did it in the tips section. It's called fvck the dj bible. Give it a read if you want.

 

[*29*]

*29* screams again

Roooowwwwwrrrrrrrr!

Such a manly roar.


Once again, he realizes that he is afraid.

Afraid of what?

Women?
Taxes?
Jelly beans?

No.

He fears To live

He reads and reads all this crap on "Stop reading, start living"

He thinks to himself, that sounds easy. I mean, I've alive and breathing, right?

Wrong.

The meaning of living is slowly dawning on him. He hasn't fully understood it with his hormone filled mind.

He knew what living was all along...he just forgot.

He remembers being a kid again. Playing with friends until dusk under the warm spring sun. The soft breeze blowing in his face. Not giving a care to anything in the world but the moment.

We all have memories like that. That was living.

It's perfect weather outside. The wind is soft. The sun is out. Time to play.

 

[dearsappho]

This board has killed a few relationships (my most recent!), but it has also helped a few blossom. Swings and roundabouts...

Just dont believe everything you see and hear...especially the word NEXT!

 

[*29*]

The posts are like guides, not laws.

Everything can be, and eventually will be tweaked according to your needs.

So don't take everything too literally.

 

[MrCode]

This board certainly has value, but it is not the be all and end all of "seduction science" or whatever you want to call it. For one thing if you just sit on here and read posts all day without actually applying what you have learned in the real world, you are just a armchair DJ (if even that.)

The value of any knowledge comes when it is applied. I should know because I'm notoriously bad about trying to learn "everything" about a subject before even trying to do anything. But the times when I've learned the most have been when I learned the basics intellectually, then got experience by applying the ideas. I'm talking about all kinds of things from the work I do in my job, to fixing things around the house and of course dealing with women.

There is nothing wrong with learning some concepts here and then taking a hiatus from the board for weeks or months at a time. In fact I'd recommend it. We all have our contribution to make but believe me you won't be missed that much if you take a hiatus

 

[MVPlaya]

Am I the only one who wants to throw up when every new piece of advice is offered in Wannabe-Pook style? Seriously, have people forgotten how to talk straight forward and get the point across, rather than obscuring the educational aspect of their post through excessive, needless, and attention-drawing rhetoric, which is generally ****ty rhetoric too?

Seriously, talk like a normal person.