You read it right. You are looking at MickBat. The greatest seducer in the UK totday and I am here to teach you nippled*cked AFCs how to play the game and stop playing with yourselves!
You probably ain't heard of me but I have bedded over 200 women, fvcked celebrities and models, had a 3some with some B-list celebs and made out at a club with none other than Diane Mayhew.....better known as Jet from UK Gladiators! Oh yes believe I would have banged her if her partner didnt come and drag her away!
Now I'll be honest I aint that good looking, I eat like a pig and drink like a goldfish and I aint got money either. Its amazing I even get allowed into some of these clubs and parties I go to and more shocking I get to pull the ladies.
I got no morals and no bounds! I could and probalby would have all your mom's bent over on my bed the same night you introduced me to them! I'd promise to marry a chick if it was the only way to get a f*ck and dump her at the altar! Morals are for wussies and nice guys. Morals are f*cking excuses because guys are too scared to ovestep the boundaries so they whine about how it aint right and god will judge them or whatever bullsh*t they come up with. While youre getting a pat on the head for being a good boy, I'm getting head for being a bad boy!
What is my secret? Lies and manipulation! I let people think I am something special and I convince them it's true! I dress the part, act the part and become the part. It's all about being convincing and showing no hesitation or doubt. When a doorman tries to stop you going into a club, you shout that bastard down and make a fool of him! You greet people in a knowing way. You meander round the parties like youre the host. When you talk you call over waiters to fill up peoples drinks.
Watch this space and learn some tricks!
You probably ain't heard of me but I have bedded over 200 women, fvcked celebrities and models, had a 3some with some B-list celebs and made out at a club with none other than Diane Mayhew.....better known as Jet from UK Gladiators! Oh yes believe I would have banged her if her partner didnt come and drag her away!
Now I'll be honest I aint that good looking, I eat like a pig and drink like a goldfish and I aint got money either. Its amazing I even get allowed into some of these clubs and parties I go to and more shocking I get to pull the ladies.
I got no morals and no bounds! I could and probalby would have all your mom's bent over on my bed the same night you introduced me to them! I'd promise to marry a chick if it was the only way to get a f*ck and dump her at the altar! Morals are for wussies and nice guys. Morals are f*cking excuses because guys are too scared to ovestep the boundaries so they whine about how it aint right and god will judge them or whatever bullsh*t they come up with. While youre getting a pat on the head for being a good boy, I'm getting head for being a bad boy!
What is my secret? Lies and manipulation! I let people think I am something special and I convince them it's true! I dress the part, act the part and become the part. It's all about being convincing and showing no hesitation or doubt. When a doorman tries to stop you going into a club, you shout that bastard down and make a fool of him! You greet people in a knowing way. You meander round the parties like youre the host. When you talk you call over waiters to fill up peoples drinks.
Watch this space and learn some tricks!
