"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Interview: Best Troll Job of all time

backbreaker

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Just got done with the movie. I go to the movies about once a week and I've been seeing preview for this since at lesat.. june or so, and every time i saw it i would tell my wife babe that movie looks so ****ing stupid. every time.

then all this hype about NK threatening to go to war with us over the movie then the movie being cancelled and stuff and every news network is giving unlimited attention to the movie and they are interviewing everyone and even the president talks about it, then when I saw I could watch it (in my case I downloaded it to put it on DVD to play on the big screen), I did so.

I"m not exaggerating when I say, this is the worst movie I've seen all year. Maybe the Hurcules movie was just as bad.

This movie would have bombed catastrophically had they released it in the theaters. It's a comedy that's not funny whatsoever. The first 5 mins were kinda funny but that's it



If I were KJU I would be pissed as well if they made a movie about me this ****ty.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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this crappy movie almost had the country under fire, with another world power against us.

I keep hearing rumors that north and south Korea are about to unite
 

speed dawg

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Fatal Jay said:
.....with another world power against us.
Nah, they are laughing at more than plotting against us, as long as Obummer is in office.
 
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