"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The insanity of marriage is hitting a new level this saturday

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Apperently since this saturday the date is 07/07/2007 many couples have booked this date to get married.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/2007-03-06-lucky-weddings_N.htm

"Seven is a sacred number," says Laura Stuckwisch, 37, who with her fiancé, Jarred Illingworth, 29, chose the date for its spiritual significance.

"God created the heavens and earth and then he rested on the seventh day," Stuckwisch says. "The number appears hundreds of times in the Bible."

She and Illingworth are getting married at Holy Cross Lutheran Church in Indianapolis, but the reception is at Belterra Casino Resort & Spa in Indiana.

"We believe in luck, but we believe in blessings, too," Stuckwisch says."
No freaking number is going to determined the outcome of your marriage!! if you require that date to determine the success of your marriage then this marriage is doomed to fail (the fact that she is 8 years older then him doesn't help).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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EVERYBODY in vegas is getting married tomorrow! See my location indicator? 777 is the jackpot setting on 90 percent of three wheel slot machines. It's insane now many people are getting married here! I couldn't get a single group of people into a nightclub tonight because "Oh we're going to a wedding early tomorrow so maybe tomorrow!" So I called it a day. I can't f*cking Stand it.
 

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all women = 1 alpha

not


1 woman = 1 man



didn't u learn anything from watching chimpanzees special on discovery ?
 

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I'd rather get laid on 6/6/6 then get married on 7/7/7 :D

It's funny how these idiots are entrusting blind luck and 3 superstitious digits,
( based of a story that was ripped of the egyptians 2000 years ago) to the outcome of their marriage.


My favorite quote out of the whole article:

Numerologist Daniel Hardt, who owns Life Path Numerology Center in Indianapolis, says 7/7/07 may sound like a fun date to get married, but it may not be the best choice. The date breaks down to the number 5, which has an unstable energy attached to it.
Really professor, care to elaborate on this unstable energy surrounding the number 5?
 

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There is a RECORD number of people getting married here tomorrow. The line at the marriage liscense office wraps halfway around the block. The insanity of it all! I didn't even think about it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Play the Game said:
I'd rather get laid on 6/6/6 then get married on 7/7/7 :D

It's funny how these idiots are entrusting blind luck and 3 superstitious digits,
( based of a story that was ripped of the egyptians 2000 years ago) to the outcome of their marriage.


My favorite quote out of the whole article:



Really professor, care to elaborate on this unstable energy surrounding the number 5?

lol, what if you had a child on 6/06/06?
 
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PRMoon said:
There is a RECORD number of people getting married here tomorrow. The line at the marriage liscense office wraps halfway around the block. The insanity of it all! I didn't even think about it.
I`m predicting US divorce rates rising to 77% because of this.
 

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when walmart is allowing people to get married in their garden centers because people can not locate an available spot to get married at on a day like today, well thats just odd.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Let's not forget today is 23 Xiazhi, Year 24: Ding-Hai (Pig), cycle 78 on the Chinese calendar and 12.19.14.8.4: 10 Kan; 12 Tzec on the Mayan calendar. :whistle:

(This also effectively means all end-of-the-world prophecies are wrong. ;) )
 

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Deep Dish said:
Let's not forget today is 23 Xiazhi, Year 24: Ding-Hai (Pig), cycle 78 on the Chinese calendar and 12.19.14.8.4: 10 Kan; 12 Tzec on the Mayan calendar. :whistle:

(This also effectively means all end-of-the-world prophecies are wrong. ;) )

What about the Mayan calendar ending on 2012 or is that just the end of the 13- baktun-cycle?
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
Did you know that the divorce rate in Japan is 2%?
And they're not marrying people in Wal Marts either :p. I threw my entire local paper in the trash because the front page had a story about 7/7/07 and people getting married on that day. Slow news day huh? :rolleyes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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KillaPetehog said:
Getting married is basically getting stuck with one girlfriend for the rest of your life..and you can't get another girlfriend.

Meh.
Some Middle Eastern countries allow men to have multiple wives. :up:
 
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ConantheLibertarian said:
And they're not marrying people in Wal Marts either :p. I threw my entire local paper in the trash because the front page had a story about 7/7/07 and people getting married on that day. Slow news day huh? :rolleyes:
There aren't any Wal Marts in Japan man... they got a better store called 'Donke Hote' (SP) which sells sex toys (Dildos,vibrators,costumes and porn), Knives, Fireworks, Guns, Blings, Cigars/Tabacco Products, Weed (FAKE of course...lol), Bongs and... Zippos!
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
There aren't any Wal Marts in Japan man... they got a better store called 'Donke Hote' (SP) which sells sex toys (Dildos,vibrators,costumes and porn), Knives, Fireworks, Guns, Blings, Cigars/Tabacco Products, Weed (FAKE of course...lol), Bongs and... Zippos!
Sounds like a nice store :). Even if Japan did have Wal Marts, they wouldn't be marrying people in them. That would give us a clue as to why their divorce rate is lower than ours ;).
 

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hahahahahahahahaha.....look at the 2nd pic...that guy looks like a complete afc chub.. no wonder he got tricked into this bs (look at his girl)
 

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blackbelt2k said:
hahahahahahahahaha.....look at the 2nd pic...that guy looks like a complete afc chub.. no wonder he got tricked into this bs (look at his girl)
:eek: What's that coming over the hill? IT IS A MONSTER!!! :eek:
It's pathetic, such a much younger AFC settling for an old ugly woman for marriage.
Good for him he at least got the 7/7/7 thing going for him :crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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