"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The HS forum seems to suck nowadays.

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apocolipto

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I don't know why, but I just get the feeling.

Nothing interesting really going on, and all these newbie posters all asking the same fvcking questions. Really, every thread could be avoided by either: 1) Making a journal and posting everything there, or preferably 2) Read the DJ bible!!!

It's just my opinion, but I think it's the truth.

Apoco

http://www.mts.net/~bpony/djbible/
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jack Wealthy

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You may remember when you were a newbie I made a post telling all newbies to make a journal and that there are no unique problems, so search function any question. My point is this place goes through phases of **** and sick. Deal.
 
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apocolipto

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@Dj, bro me too lol :)

@Jack, yeah bro, I agree. But nowadays same questions and answers arise all of the time. One simple, or two as you put it : 1) DJ Bible 2) Search.
 
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