prophet123
Don Juan
A TV show that teaches you how to be a man? Whoa! When? Where? How? What? Who? I want in on this new show!
Wrong answer Jabroni, Pro Wrestling has been around for decades.
Thats right, professional wrestling is the one show on TV today that can help you be more man like. Before you start objecting with "dudw, restling is hella gay!!!!11", stop and listen to me. RAW and Smachdown! are TV shows, with actors and plots, (not very good ones, but plots nontheless). "but restling is hella faek!!!1". Wrong again. Professional wrestling is not fake, it is scripted. Could you jump off a 30 foot fall steel cage to land on your belly? Could you even jump off of a 5 foot tall turnbuckle and do that? Could you stand up and do that? Yeah thats what I thought, you can't. They are doing these hellacious moves right, and performing a stunt that could kill a normal man is an everday occurance for them.
But I'm getting off the point; the reason that RAW and Smackdown! are shows that teaches manhood is because being a man 90 percent of what it shown. Athletic, ****y, funny, over-the-top MEN fight each other a few times every week, and if you aren't watching, you are missing out on one hell of a lesson plan.
Athletic: You should already have some idea that a wrestler is already five or six times more pumped up than you will ever be, steriods or not. The point is though, that when you see someone who has more muscles in his neck than you do in your legs, it makes you want to work out and get somewhere around there. Chances are you won't, but its a great goal to strive for.
****y: When one guy says something another guy doesn't like, he doesn't sit in bed at night and think about what he could do, he hits him in the back of the head with a chair. Talk about testosterone! Every single wrestler on the roster thinks they are the **** of the walk, no, they KNOW that they are the best, and they don't let a show go by when they don't tell someone what they know. When you watch wrestling, some of that ****iness rubs off, and YOU know you're the best, (at something). This builds confidence sucka.
Funny: Oh my god, this is some of the greatest stuff I've ever seen. You should watch wrestling just to get a laugh. And monkey see monkey do, right?
Over-the-Top: Chicks dig men who stand out from the crowd, people who are different in a positive light. Every superstar that's worth his spandex knows that to succeed in the business, they have to be not only original, but interesting, to sell their character. A wrestler needs to stand out. Walking into a room while saying "Hello ladies," while mentally having fireworks going off and a crowd chanting your name, while the next guy walks in looking at his shoes, sets you apart from the riff raff and makes you an interesting person, someone who a girl would like to talk to.
The point is that a perfect example of manhood is professional wrestling. The DJ tip from me to you is that you watch at least one episode before making any close-minded, nazi-like decisions about something you've never seen before. "but dued, i still think restling is ghey!!!1". The point is it doesn't matter what you think, so shut your mouth and know your role.
Wrong answer Jabroni, Pro Wrestling has been around for decades.
Thats right, professional wrestling is the one show on TV today that can help you be more man like. Before you start objecting with "dudw, restling is hella gay!!!!11", stop and listen to me. RAW and Smachdown! are TV shows, with actors and plots, (not very good ones, but plots nontheless). "but restling is hella faek!!!1". Wrong again. Professional wrestling is not fake, it is scripted. Could you jump off a 30 foot fall steel cage to land on your belly? Could you even jump off of a 5 foot tall turnbuckle and do that? Could you stand up and do that? Yeah thats what I thought, you can't. They are doing these hellacious moves right, and performing a stunt that could kill a normal man is an everday occurance for them.
But I'm getting off the point; the reason that RAW and Smackdown! are shows that teaches manhood is because being a man 90 percent of what it shown. Athletic, ****y, funny, over-the-top MEN fight each other a few times every week, and if you aren't watching, you are missing out on one hell of a lesson plan.
Athletic: You should already have some idea that a wrestler is already five or six times more pumped up than you will ever be, steriods or not. The point is though, that when you see someone who has more muscles in his neck than you do in your legs, it makes you want to work out and get somewhere around there. Chances are you won't, but its a great goal to strive for.
****y: When one guy says something another guy doesn't like, he doesn't sit in bed at night and think about what he could do, he hits him in the back of the head with a chair. Talk about testosterone! Every single wrestler on the roster thinks they are the **** of the walk, no, they KNOW that they are the best, and they don't let a show go by when they don't tell someone what they know. When you watch wrestling, some of that ****iness rubs off, and YOU know you're the best, (at something). This builds confidence sucka.
Funny: Oh my god, this is some of the greatest stuff I've ever seen. You should watch wrestling just to get a laugh. And monkey see monkey do, right?
Over-the-Top: Chicks dig men who stand out from the crowd, people who are different in a positive light. Every superstar that's worth his spandex knows that to succeed in the business, they have to be not only original, but interesting, to sell their character. A wrestler needs to stand out. Walking into a room while saying "Hello ladies," while mentally having fireworks going off and a crowd chanting your name, while the next guy walks in looking at his shoes, sets you apart from the riff raff and makes you an interesting person, someone who a girl would like to talk to.
The point is that a perfect example of manhood is professional wrestling. The DJ tip from me to you is that you watch at least one episode before making any close-minded, nazi-like decisions about something you've never seen before. "but dued, i still think restling is ghey!!!1". The point is it doesn't matter what you think, so shut your mouth and know your role.
