"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Check- Doing it in a changing room (couldn't see our feet, though).

Check Check- Doing it on the beach / in a park

Nope- In a public alley

Check- On top of a building

Nope, just kissing- In the elevator


I can't think of a more disgusting place to have sex than a public restroom (some people don't flush!)... maybe women's rooms are nicer perhaps?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
I can't think of a more disgusting place to have sex than a public restroom (some people don't flush!)... maybe women's rooms are nicer perhaps?
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Women's restrooms are made of gold and platinum. Champagne comes out of the sinks. Leather couches abound, and eunichs to flush for them.

Why the hell do you think they stay in there so damn long?
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Women's restrooms are made of gold and platinum. Champagne comes out of the sinks. Leather couches abound, and eunichs to flush for them.

Why the hell do you think they stay in there so damn long?
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I always thought it was because they had wild lesbian orgies. Guess I was wrong :(
 
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I will having some pretty hot stuff with my girlfriend this year i'm sure. I think about doing stuff with her a lot. ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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