"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
I have to admit, fellas, I like the way some of you guys tell it like it is. I've asked these questions to other guys and they are just too conservative. They won't give details and that's what I'd like to know. How can a woman learn about men if their answers are too vague? When some of you guys give me good answers I remember them and I take them seriously. You guys are pretty damn honest here and I like that (even you Hot Ice). I guess that's the difference between a DJ and an Askmen type of guy.
SB
SB
Yeah, I'm honest here saying I don't like you.
But hey, that's the way it is you can't please 'em all. Even if you are a woman in a group of men
Funny thing that women at your age still don't have a clue how to please a man. As I said, watch porn. There you see that what most men want. Loud women that swallow, usually wanna take it hard and being horny ****ing their brains out if they get on the top etc. Of course, there are times men want it slow and with foreplay, but come on! That's the reality.
And still I find many, many women who don't know how to please a man even the information is there or women who are just not plain interested at all about the person who they are having sex with.
How to be the Man to women in bed isn't that common knowledge.
GENERALLY speaking, women CAN be selfish because they will get sex way easier than men.
Well, I got to admit that I admire that you want to find out openly how to be good for a man.
I'm surpriced a woman at your age asking about these kind of basic questions.
But hey, that's the way it is you can't please 'em all. Even if you are a woman in a group of men
Funny thing that women at your age still don't have a clue how to please a man. As I said, watch porn. There you see that what most men want. Loud women that swallow, usually wanna take it hard and being horny ****ing their brains out if they get on the top etc. Of course, there are times men want it slow and with foreplay, but come on! That's the reality.
And still I find many, many women who don't know how to please a man even the information is there or women who are just not plain interested at all about the person who they are having sex with.
How to be the Man to women in bed isn't that common knowledge.
GENERALLY speaking, women CAN be selfish because they will get sex way easier than men.
Well, I got to admit that I admire that you want to find out openly how to be good for a man.
I'm surpriced a woman at your age asking about these kind of basic questions.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
C'mon Hot Ice. You don't know how ridiculous you look to keep posting to someone you don't like. It's fruckin ridiculous, chap. Just run along. Plus, I refuse to get into an argument with you, you must have a small pecker or something why don't you go play with it. And it's not about age it's about experience. Remember, I'm not a slut. I've only been in long term relationships with men who can't usually last longer than 3 or 4 minutes.
Can someone who does'nt have an inferiority complex please answer my questions now. Thank you.
SB
Can someone who does'nt have an inferiority complex please answer my questions now. Thank you.
SB
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Soma
Banned
Personally, I love this. Most guys are reserved when it comes to their ass area, haha, too scared of anything remotely "homo". But yeah, that's the good shiet right there. Salad tossing goes both ways as long as the girl just took a shower, haha. Fingers in the ass are cool too but only one at a time. Fo shizzle.
I don't suggest just ramming a finger up his ass unless you know beforehand he's cool with it. Then again, DO ram it up there and write back with his reaction!
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by seabreeze
Do guys like it when a woman licks their anal area along with giving them oral? Or sliding a finger up there while he's coming?
I personally do not.
How important is it for a woman to swallow in order to make it a good oral experience?
Not important at all.
Is it better when it's fast or slow for you guys? Deep or shallow?
Variety. Mix it up. Use both please!
Is nipple sucking important or not important to you guys?
No.
What makes one woman better in bed than another?
My best answer would be if the girl is not just laying there, and if there's like some kind of moaning or whatever, guys love that. My personal experience is too limited to answer this question thoroughly, though.
Do guys like it when a woman licks their anal area along with giving them oral? Or sliding a finger up there while he's coming?
I personally do not.
How important is it for a woman to swallow in order to make it a good oral experience?
Not important at all.
Is it better when it's fast or slow for you guys? Deep or shallow?
Variety. Mix it up. Use both please!
Is nipple sucking important or not important to you guys?
No.
What makes one woman better in bed than another?
My best answer would be if the girl is not just laying there, and if there's like some kind of moaning or whatever, guys love that. My personal experience is too limited to answer this question thoroughly, though.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
Soma,
The one time I tried licking the anal area I really enjoyed it, but I think my guy might have been a little self conscious. I think I like doing it more than I would like it done to me, though.
AC/DC yeah, I don't imagine I'll ever do the finger up the butt thing. See I'm glad I didn't listen to COSMO and asked real guys instead. You wouldn't believe some of the ridculous stuff they say you guys like. It makes a woman feel like she's doing a Cirque du Soleil act or something instead of just having a real good shag with a sexy guy. Jeesh. You guys should pick up a womens magazine once and a while to give yourselves a good laugh!
Thanks fellas,
SB
The one time I tried licking the anal area I really enjoyed it, but I think my guy might have been a little self conscious. I think I like doing it more than I would like it done to me, though.
AC/DC yeah, I don't imagine I'll ever do the finger up the butt thing. See I'm glad I didn't listen to COSMO and asked real guys instead. You wouldn't believe some of the ridculous stuff they say you guys like. It makes a woman feel like she's doing a Cirque du Soleil act or something instead of just having a real good shag with a sexy guy. Jeesh. You guys should pick up a womens magazine once and a while to give yourselves a good laugh!
Thanks fellas,
SB
Soma
Banned
Yeah, my ex gf liked doing it more than she liked getting it done also. Not that I minded, ha!
We've talked and her current bf will let her NOWHERE near his ass, haha. He completely freaks out so to fvck with him she'll sneak her finger near his ass for sh!ts and giggles. I always get a good laugh when she tells me about how he reacts, hahahh. So word bizzle, most guys would not be cool with it. Some are though.
Thought I will admit, bent over like a b!tch getting your ******* licked is just a bit feminine hahahha so you really got take care of his ego. My ex told our friends about it and they would talk shiet to no end. They would constantly bend over and be like, 'Hey! Look, I'm Soma!" then they would imitate me getting my ass licked and start squealing like a b!tch. Fvckers, hahah.
We've talked and her current bf will let her NOWHERE near his ass, haha. He completely freaks out so to fvck with him she'll sneak her finger near his ass for sh!ts and giggles. I always get a good laugh when she tells me about how he reacts, hahahh. So word bizzle, most guys would not be cool with it. Some are though.
Thought I will admit, bent over like a b!tch getting your ******* licked is just a bit feminine hahahha so you really got take care of his ego. My ex told our friends about it and they would talk shiet to no end. They would constantly bend over and be like, 'Hey! Look, I'm Soma!" then they would imitate me getting my ass licked and start squealing like a b!tch. Fvckers, hahah.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
LOL Soma!
The way I did it, I laid him down on his back, climbed on top of him, spread his legs, gently lifted his love sacs and tasted it while I stroked his package. It was good.
SB
The way I did it, I laid him down on his back, climbed on top of him, spread his legs, gently lifted his love sacs and tasted it while I stroked his package. It was good.
SB
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
Originally posted by seabreeze
C'mon, you can't give a girl some suggestions, daddy?
Okay, then let me ask some questions:
Do guys like it when a woman licks their anal area along with giving them oral? Or sliding a finger up there while he's coming?
How important is it for a woman to swallow in order to make it a good oral experience?
Is it better when it's fast or slow for you guys? Deep or shallow?
Is nipple sucking important or not important to you guys?
What makes one woman better in bed than another?
SB
Dunno bout licking....
.. But the fingering bit seems useful. Havn't tried it.. Yet... Wouldnt mind though, seems fun...Not that important but adds to the enjoyment.. If you've got no problem with swallowing then go for it.. But dont expect him to kiss you after...
Slow is heaps hotter!
Not that important...
Now THAT is a variable question... Personally, if she shows that she is enjoying it (moans, shakes, breaths heavily, talk dirty), then its a turn on.. I love it when chicks exhibit signs of pleasure in bed... such a turn on...
Hope this helps,
Irre.
GlutusMaximus86
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1. That dosen't seem very fun to me, but to each his own.
2. Not very, it just keeps the mood going if she does swallow, but it really dosen't matter.
3. Mix it up and but it can sort of depend on the mood I'm in.
4. To me it is but that is bc I'm a breastman
5. Well I recently had to get half my throid removed (neck surgery) so I can't lift more then 8 lbs until Dec. 6 or my scar may open up. So bc of that I would want a women that is willing to do most of the work, bc I would be afraid to put to much strain on my neck (right now even masturbation is a little risky.) But I think after I recover I would want a woman that is just flexible in bed.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
The gals
Do guys like it when a woman licks their anal area along with giving them oral? Or sliding a finger up there while he's coming?
Some might, but I think an anus is very well designed for one particular function, and best kept to that function. I could have just got finished bathing, and I'd still not want to kiss a gal if she licked my anus. G-R-O-S-S.
How important is it for a woman to swallow in order to make it a good oral experience?
The gals who have done oral on me have always been "swallowers," so I've no basis for comparison. To me, the important thing is to use the tongue right.
Is it better when it's fast or slow for you guys? Deep or shallow?
I tend to like it slow, with lots of touching all over. Lots and lots of caressing, massage, kissing, licking, etc. As for deep or shallow, that varies. It's all good.
Is nipple sucking important or not important to you guys?
You mean a gal sucking my nipples? Not any more important than any other contact. I just like the feel of a woman's skin, period. Soft skin is a big turn on (stay off the cigarettes).
What makes one woman better in bed than another?
In a word, enthusiasm! Also, being really affectionate, in general. Really enjoying touching and being touched. That, and knowing how to handle my equipment properly. Easy, gals...
Do guys like it when a woman licks their anal area along with giving them oral? Or sliding a finger up there while he's coming?
Some might, but I think an anus is very well designed for one particular function, and best kept to that function.
I could have just got finished bathing, and I'd still not want to kiss a gal if she licked my anus. G-R-O-S-S.How important is it for a woman to swallow in order to make it a good oral experience?
The gals who have done oral on me have always been "swallowers," so I've no basis for comparison. To me, the important thing is to use the tongue right.
Is it better when it's fast or slow for you guys? Deep or shallow?
I tend to like it slow, with lots of touching all over. Lots and lots of caressing, massage, kissing, licking, etc. As for deep or shallow, that varies. It's all good
.Is nipple sucking important or not important to you guys?
You mean a gal sucking my nipples? Not any more important than any other contact. I just like the feel of a woman's skin, period. Soft skin is a big turn on (stay off the cigarettes
).What makes one woman better in bed than another?
In a word, enthusiasm! Also, being really affectionate, in general. Really enjoying touching and being touched. That, and knowing how to handle my equipment properly. Easy, gals...
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
For me its all about mood and symbolism. The best sex I've ever had involved the visualization of violently driving all a woman's past lovers from her, then showing her how tenderly I loved her. She's still a love slave to this day.
And yes, swallowing does matter. It symbolizes the greatest form of acceptance when she not only takes all of you in her mouth, and keeps as what part of you she can in her soul forever.
My 2 cents anyway.
-Cyrano
And yes, swallowing does matter. It symbolizes the greatest form of acceptance when she not only takes all of you in her mouth, and keeps as what part of you she can in her soul forever.
My 2 cents anyway.
-Cyrano
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
Wow Guys!!!!!!
I really, really appreciate these great responses. It's a great help to me. Gawd I can't believe how off base those girly magazines are! I'm learning so much more from you guys. Thank you.
SB
I really, really appreciate these great responses. It's a great help to me. Gawd I can't believe how off base those girly magazines are! I'm learning so much more from you guys. Thank you.
SB
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Soma
Banned
Re: The gals
Know what's kinda of gross though? Fvckin a girl in the ass and having little bits of **** squeeze out onto the end of your shaft. You're pumping her ass and with each pump smashing shiet into her butt crack. Look straight and you'll be ok. Don't be like Wil E Coyote and look down cause if you do it's all over, man. The smell hits your nose and it's a done deal. But not before I *** of course. I ain't gonna smell some girls freshly squeezed shiet and not bust my nut. Fvck that. I'm cumin! No if's, and's, or butt's about it. (No pun intended haha)
Are you kidding me? Kissing a girl after she licked your ass is awesome. Part of the coolness is that you can smell butthole on her breath. Ok, I admit, on paper that sounds weird but in the act it's all good. haha. Just like how everything seems to smell sexy during sex and foreplay. Armpits, breath, hair, skin, feet, crotch, ass, etc. Nothing should have TOO strong a smell cause that's nasty, but just enough and it's all good. Same thing when she goes down on me. Love kissing her after that! But no snowballin for me. I'm not into slurping my own ***. No thank you.Originally posted by Bonhomme
Do guys like it when a woman licks their anal area along with giving them oral? Or sliding a finger up there while he's coming?
Some might, but I think an anus is very well designed for one particular function, and best kept to that function.
Know what's kinda of gross though? Fvckin a girl in the ass and having little bits of **** squeeze out onto the end of your shaft. You're pumping her ass and with each pump smashing shiet into her butt crack. Look straight and you'll be ok. Don't be like Wil E Coyote and look down cause if you do it's all over, man. The smell hits your nose and it's a done deal. But not before I *** of course. I ain't gonna smell some girls freshly squeezed shiet and not bust my nut. Fvck that. I'm cumin! No if's, and's, or butt's about it. (No pun intended haha)
Teen Spirit
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For some reason most of SeaBreeze's threads make me want to vomit.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
Teen Spirit,
I seem to have that effect on weak little boys. Unless you a girl, sorry, I'm straight.
Soma,
You are NAUGHTY!
SB
I seem to have that effect on weak little boys. Unless you a girl, sorry, I'm straight.
Soma,
You are NAUGHTY!
SB
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.