"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The hotter they are, the more insecure?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sounds like the mind of a toddler
they have got the minds of young girls thats the point bro,

Ive dated 2x9+ and i can categorically confirm they were vile after two glasses of red wine.....the one just blarted out " i bet youve banged my sister aswell havent ya"

her sister hung herself 2 years before................what a discurteous piece of trash asking that
 
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they have got the minds of young girls thats the point bro,

Ive dated 2x9+ and i can categorically confirm they were vile after two glasses of red wine.....the one just blarted out " i bet youve banged my sister aswell havent ya"

her sister hung herself 2 years before................what a discurteous piece of trash asking that
If their minds are so simple, it should be easier for me to sleep with them.

It's seeming impossible without money at this point.
 
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