"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The honor & PRIDE of Quentin "Rampage" Jackson

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If you watched UFC123 last Saturday, you know what I'm talkin' about. Yes, Lyoto was robbed, but it was the look on Rampage's face that stuck to my mind.

What honor! He knew he should have lost! He said as much(perhaps a little too much).

I needed to see that to restore some of my faith in MAN again. Way too many men without honor these days! The backstabbers, the liars, the pvssy-worshipers(By the way, you guys are the worst. You know who you are and I have ZERO respect for you).

Rampage said before the match that he would bring back the Rampage of his PRIDE days, and as far as I'm concerned, HE DID! Honor-wise, anyway. He even played the PRIDE theme for his entrance music! Man, I got goosebumps from that! What a rush!

Can't wait for the rematch.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Actually thats how he fights.....not everyone is stupid and rushes forward the entire time.

machida actually did alot more damage then rampage ever did and personally I think he did get robbed.

1st round machida drops him at the end of the round
2nd gets a takedown
3rd gets full mount

I have actually no idea where rampage got the win nor the round...yeah he got some uppercuts but it didnt even stun machida at all and was able to hug rampage.

I have no idea how a person can win by just walking forward the entire fight and not do any damage while the other guy deals more damage and loses.
 

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j0n24 said:
I have no idea how a person can win by just walking forward the entire fight and not do any damage while the other guy deals more damage and loses.

A judge would call that "demonstrating control of the octagon."

Damage-based scoring is a different issue. I do think damage should be the basis for scoring, but unfortunately it is a political issue. If judges acknowledged that they awarded points for hurting the other guy, then that would hurt the reputation of mma, which is striving to overcome the image of being a bloodsport.

All of this is contrary to the point of an actual fight, which is of course to hurt the other guy. I can only offer the perspective of a low-level amateur fighter, but I lost two judges' decisions to opponents who were obviously move fvcked up than me. One had a purple leg and the other had purple ribs; I did not envy either guy at all. mma scoring is unfortunately not very predictive of which fighter would have won a real fight. It is a shortcoming of the sport.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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