"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The High Angle Photo

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sylvester the cat

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yup. i went out with REAL cutie from POF. face easily an 8. When i met her though. The legs on her were unreal. Short and HUUUUUUGE.

Ended up back at hers on the first date but I couldn't go through with it. and i'd been drinking.
 

VladPatton

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They are masters of duping! I got catfished twice by fatties. One of them was a motherfückin Photoshop Jedi master! Keep away from online girls.
 
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