The Haunted

[So pimp its scary]

So I was at work today and just shooting the shyt, and we were talking about hitting up a club someday to pick up chicks, when I remembered the story about this guy I once knew.

I went out with a couple of the boys and that guy who was the only gay guy among us. Anyway, we went to the club to play some pool... So he was the odd man out for the first game, so he was sitting in the corner.

Then this HOTT chick goes up to HIM and starts chatting, and then a second and a third... by the time we finished the first round there was a group of 4 girls talking to this guy, so we go to join the conversation and they pretty much brushed us all off untill the guy introduces us as good friends.

After telling the story, the guy tells me 'Obviously that guy didn't have the haunt. You know that look on your face when you haven't been laid in a while. They can see that **** a mile away and he was probly the only guy around without a hint of that vibe'

 

[chickenlegs03]

wow, i guess i'm really haunted then...it's been like 6-7 months

but that dude was gay...what exactly are you saying?

although, i can kind of get your drift, sort of

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

They probably just noticed he was gay.
I've hung out with gay dudes once or twice and they are always swimming in chicks no matter where we go.

 

[Tomatoes]

wow, i guess i'm really haunted then...it's been like 6-7 months

but that dude was gay...what exactly are you saying?

although, i can kind of get your drift, sort of

6-7 months.....woah....**** that.....You are HAUNTING ME!



Gay guys are always swimming in hot chicks. I have 2 gay mates who have alot of "girlfriends" who are stunning.

Gay guys get more girls for a few reasons....

1. Gay guys look after their appreance better than most men. They moisturise their skin. Look after their body. Stay in shape. Some were light touches of makeup. Its like people on TV always look better......Makeup.....Pampering....Gay men have no worries on male values.

2. You can generally tell if a guy is gay. From the way he acts/speaks/sits. Some gay blokes you would never know til told but alot you can see. Women see this too. Women like gay guys because they can talk to them and they know the guy isnt just thinking "I want to fck your brains out". He is prob listerning and even better.....engaging on their level.

3. Im sure you have heard the saying "Every girls gay bestfriend". Normally this is a gay guy or a seriouslly AFC straight guy. Basically.....this person is someone they can be all girlie with.


I dont know what you on about with the Haunting......I think most guys you cant tell when they last had sex from the way they look.....More from the way they act. Just like women....you can tell if someone is sexually frustrated.

Im not. I had 2 girls the weekend before last....Plus im set up tonight or tomorrow with another girl. Excellent!


Sarge On!