"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Hangover

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You guys seen this yet?? Holy shi* this movie was funny... Certainly the funniest comedy I think I've seen in a long time.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The Bat

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Great fvcking movie...

"You know, I thought about taking bartending lessons."
"Suck my d1ck"
"No, thank you."

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This one is definitely a classic! It's right up there with Old School (same guy made it), Anchorman, Superbad, etc.
 

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fuzzx said:
That explains why this movie sucked so much... christ let me guess, did you find 'knocked up' funny aswell?

its just a run on string of swear words... there is no real dialogue in this movie. It is shameless and awful.... the script is poorly written and the characters are boring. It was so bad I couldn't watch it the whole way through.



Is that funny? REALLY? My girlfriend says that american humour is just flat out ugly and this movie is a great example.

I guess to be funny today you have to be crass and rude.
Yeah, but what else would you expect from this kind of movie?


I also find movies like Knocked Up and Superbad to be mostly unfunny and distasteful, but I thought this one stood out from the bunch.


"Couldn't find a parking meter, but here's five bucks."

Haha
 

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I think, one active thread about this movies is enough guys.
 
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