"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Hangover

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You guys seen this yet?? Holy shi* this movie was funny... Certainly the funniest comedy I think I've seen in a long time.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Great fvcking movie...

"You know, I thought about taking bartending lessons."
"Suck my d1ck"
"No, thank you."

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This one is definitely a classic! It's right up there with Old School (same guy made it), Anchorman, Superbad, etc.
 
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fuzzx said:
That explains why this movie sucked so much... christ let me guess, did you find 'knocked up' funny aswell?

its just a run on string of swear words... there is no real dialogue in this movie. It is shameless and awful.... the script is poorly written and the characters are boring. It was so bad I couldn't watch it the whole way through.



Is that funny? REALLY? My girlfriend says that american humour is just flat out ugly and this movie is a great example.

I guess to be funny today you have to be crass and rude.
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Yeah, but what else would you expect from this kind of movie?


I also find movies like Knocked Up and Superbad to be mostly unfunny and distasteful, but I thought this one stood out from the bunch.


"Couldn't find a parking meter, but here's five bucks."

Haha
 
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I think, one active thread about this movies is enough guys.
 
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