The Handy Man Raises The Interest Level

[Julius_Seizeher]

My last LTFB/R (5 years) began as a result of my construction prowess.

This is a tale of fate. When I was in college, I would work for my family's construction business in the summers. There was this hot little thing from my class in school, she was my best friend's girl in high school so I just shut it off with her. Well in the summer of 2004 we were hired to build yet another 30X40 pole barn, turned out it was her house. I didn't even know it was her parents' place until she brought me a coke on one hot and shirtless summer day. It was like getting to know someone all over again, and boy did I ever! We were FBs for a couple years before she wanted to get all serious, it was a golden era of ass-getting.

And when I buy my own farm, the first thing I will do is build a pole barn. We built so many of them that I can still walk through every step in my head. The only area I might need technical assistance would be the initial surveying, once you know where to set the poles it builds itself. Of course I would get buddies to help set trusses and hang metal, you really can't build one with NO help.

But if you ever had a chance to learn construction practices-build a pole barn, drywall, electrical, etc. they are priceless and money-saving skills to have. You should know how to roof too, even though it is the most miserable work you can do.

 

[5string]

Dear 5String,
Aah yes Women love work,they could watch it all day....I once ran a building firm with my Dad...when a Woman finds a Man who can create her dreams she is like a dog with two tails....I often had a chance to develop things with these ladies,but Business generally came first....Should be a Rollo Maxim...Never get your gravy where you are getting your meat...later in life I remember one Lady friend,whose Garden I helped her Landscape,maybe we saved her $15 to $20,000 she was probably a 9 to my 8 I enjoyed her favours as a result of her gratitude for years....pulling together at the yoke,does bond and guarantee a good time....Is it worth it?I am not sure but even when the charm goes you will always have your Black and Decker.

Last Saturday, I pressure washed my courtyard, cleaned out the door jams, did the windows and re-tiled the outdoor grill and such. The wife watched. She said you just always have something going on don't ya? When I got done, I played her a tune on my guitar called Yesterdays Song by Doyle Lawson. Next thing you know, her legs are in the air. Told ya this stuff works. :yes:

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

There are groupies for every male endeavor. (except World of Warcraft)

 

[5string]

There are groupies for every male endeavor. (except World of Warcraft)

Funny. But I would really not classify my wife as a groupie.