BraddH
Master Don Juan
Where is that guy? And who was he, I forgot his name. Would be cool to read or hear some of his latest events.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
The guy who got his gf back by begging and had awesome sex after...
- Thread starter BraddH
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BraddH
Master Don Juan
He must be the happiest person on Earth.
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If that happened, it was pity sex and she lost all respect for him. She has either left by now or banged someone else.
This is ASSUMING she was even hot. Maybe she's butt ugly and had to go back to him. Take it with a grain of salt.
This is ASSUMING she was even hot. Maybe she's butt ugly and had to go back to him. Take it with a grain of salt.
hockeyfreak79
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^^Definitely what Malice said^^
Broads like this end up being the man in the relationship and the guy ends up being the chick. She'll keep him on a tight lease,(balls in her purse) which feeds her ego, pretty much enslave him like the pansy he is. Milk him for ever penny she can get. After walking all over him like a doormat for so long she get bored of it and will probably cheat on him.
Broads like this end up being the man in the relationship and the guy ends up being the chick. She'll keep him on a tight lease,(balls in her purse) which feeds her ego, pretty much enslave him like the pansy he is. Milk him for ever penny she can get. After walking all over him like a doormat for so long she get bored of it and will probably cheat on him.