"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The great debate: BOOBS VS ASS
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
She_feelin_Me
Don Juan
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Hughman
Senior Don Juan
Tbh the face is the most important thing. A beautiful face normally will have a good body to boot.
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
pjtheman
Don Juan
a tight ass and no tits is still atractive for me but not the other way around
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
jeffthechef
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the poll went towards ass..and it was a biological thing
that ass to hip ratio thing shows men that the woman is capable of bearing their children so it stands out
of course, now we can have surrogates and implant eggs and **** into other people so it's less necessary..but that's just some reasoning
i loved boobs when i was younger..but as i reached high school i started going for ass
You can have a lil big boobs girl but with a flat anorexic butt and she will look awkward!
Just remember that it is easier to improve upon a flat chest than a flat butt. They can get implants, they can get pregnant. A flat butt will require her to spend a lot of time at the gym (pregnancies do help but not as much as they do for boobs)
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DJinTraining06
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Mr. Bond said:
Why are us boob men always in the minority?
I don't get it, u see the boobs alot more than u see the ass. Im not even that big on doggy style, wats better than boobs in your face when shes riding u, or looking at cleavage when girls walk by. Its fun watchin em bounce when running, and what better place is there to cvm on? Gimme C's or D's with a flat ass any day over a great ass and a's or b's. What is worse than an A cup that is just awful. B's are just as bad. I don't like implants or anything above D's tho thats just nasty. D's are more than any man should need. Implants are too unnatural, they should be soft and jiggly. I am a boob poet.
PRMoon
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Rollo Tomassi
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DJinTraining06
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Fake boobs suck. They're so hard and don't bounce the way real ones do. Theyre not the same to squeeze, you need a little jiggle. I wonder what causes some men to like boobs more and vice versaRollo Tomassi said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.