"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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the good old *accidental text*

MountainSlide

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So this girl that I hooked up with a few times roughly a year ago messaged me today. She said “Hey Don, this is Chelsea. Do you remember me?”. I responded and said to her “Yes. What’s up?”. She then said “oh sorry wrong person”. Even though she used my name as well as asking if I remembered her lol. I asked “are you sure?”. Then she says “100%”. So i responded and said “okay then, delete my number so you don’t make the mistake again lol”. . Like wtf kind of games this chick trying to play?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Trying to keep you around, she’s lonely or wants to bang but doesn’t want to tell you straight up lol
 

In2theGame

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So this girl that I hooked up with a few times roughly a year ago messaged me today. She said “Hey Don, this is Chelsea. Do you remember me?”. I responded and said to her “Yes. What’s up?”. She then said “oh sorry wrong person”. Even though she used my name as well as asking if I remembered her lol. I asked “are you sure?”. Then she says “100%”. So i responded and said “okay then, delete my number so you don’t make the mistake again lol”. . Like wtf kind of games this chick trying to play?
LOL shes trolling you and seeking attention. She knows exactly who she was texting.
 

In2theGame

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This also reminds of a time that freaked me out. I received a text from a number that I kind of recognized but not sure. Anyway, instead of an actual text, it was a picture of me in a bar!. I responded with "Who is this?" and no answer, I tried again by asking who it was but i never got an answer or a text from that number ever again. I don't know how they got a picture of me at a bar but that was pretty crazy.
 
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